it’s sad how outclassed it is

if i could push zf to the top where it would win tourneys i’d have motivation to play again

i meant sunday

why is this not on a saturday

should i open up a metafy for coaching

and shooting the same thing as everyone else ***

didn’t try this btw just took a photo cause Jimmy Fallon is so out of place on this label

i like them all

generational ice cream

+2 mfs would rather vote for a jp player who will never use and interact with the server instead of active players who have proved time and time again that they should be in.

what will it take for yall to stop making terrible decisions for yourself and others?

bored twitch.tv/dotqueue

3400, maybe 35 this season?

to top it off every blaster player just got indirectly buffed by this effect; all they have to do is walk forward & shoot even more now. can’t wait to see even more of them in solo 💔

200p for ZF is so out-of-the-blue?? doubt it’ll do anything tho considering pen AND cooler weren’t touched at all

my thoughts at first glance:

new gimmick is cool but prob won’t be super effective in top level, really good for solo though

also hoping this effect isn’t stackable with gambit or cooler (excluding the insta-respawn) cause that would be wayyy too strong on the right player

1/2

Guess what #compsplatoon #splatoon?
I made a survey for the Philadelphia LAN! Here it is:
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Enjoy me yapping about the core flaws of the game and Q talking about what she thinks the patch should change balance wise!! (total time editing this time was 10 hours) #compsplatoon
youtu.be/lW5x1ZSCf_Q

Announcing sendou.ink/comp-analyzer

Plan the perfect team composition. Features:

- sort weapons by category, sub or special weapon
- damage combo table
- enemy ink resistance / sub defense sliders
- range estimator
- sub/special categories

🧵 with more details on features

#sendouink

❤️❤️❤️

What a crazy prize from Nintendo! I'm so proud of my teammates for how hard we worked for this truly couldn't ask for a better team 🤍 #compsplatoon

didn’t know but ty i’ll change that in the future

youtu.be/L_gvbxvTlO8

New video!

NA League Grand Final: A Pencil POV

Link below 🔗

started Sentenced to Be a Hero, first ep was so good that even an hour didn’t feel like enough. hoping the rest of the season doesn’t get botched cause it can 100% be a hit and i’m rlly looking forward to it

happy new year!

Gem's Response to the Allegations READ THIS, IF NOTHING ELSE This document is going to be long, and I understand that might make it less palatable to read. Just, if your response to this document is going to be "I'm not reading all th...

Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Merry Christmas! Total Length ended up just being over an hour I hope you guys enjoy it 🤍 #compsplatoon youtu.be/hoSPPgf6lZ4

ID: a green raffle graphic highlighting Jared, one of the raffle contributors. It shows his Bluesky (isjared.bsky.social) and Twitter (@_isjared), and a brief description of his experience. It reads: “Player for Milky Way. 1st @ Riptide 2025. Multiple ITZ and SendouQ Season Finale podium placements.” End ID.

Next on our Raffle Highlight is @isjared.bsky.social ! He is offering coaching sessions for a team winner!

i’m pretty tired and frustrated with how the top level scene is now, it’s gotten more unbearable and negative throughout the year but i’ll save my thoughts for after the league

sprinkler should be higher

With the Splatoon 3 NA League playoffs happening in two weeks, I created a dashboard that analyzes statistics for all teams in the Top 8 playoffs for head-to-head matches!

You can find and interact with the dashboard here:
public.tableau.com/app/profile/...

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