Katzenmädchen 38(t)

Skater
DJ
IT professional
Sex worker

I'm kinda realizing that trans-people are the most "hold my beer" people in existence, which is why overly comfortable cis white men fear us

They claim to do this big extreme thing in their art of choice, and then we say "I like that, that's cool!" and then we take it an order of magnitude further

mood

Resonating way too much w this

a disorganized pile of perhaps too many supplement pills on a butcher block countertop

girlbreakfast :3

Hiiiiiii Alice~

WHOOP WHOOP! Log Off! WHOOP WHOOP! Log Off! WHOOP WHOOP! Posting! Posting! WHOOP WHOOP! Log Off!

oomf is a friend.
oomfie is a close friend with implicit homoerotic undertones.

I'm fully cringe and use these terms IRL though, entirely divorced from the structural context of social media they originally refer to.

Feeling a little called out by this design. I'm well past babytrans fashion disaster phase but I still have the cat hoodie and stripey thigh highs in my closet...and it's only ADHD that's prevented the pink laces going into my Doc Martens.

EDM and raves are inherently political and if you don't understand this it is time to do a lil research

So many of my points riding on the map remembering Guam and Saipan exist, and if we're considering layovers a stop or passing through.

Sexy sexy cheese wedges~
I am very not good I never made it out of WW2 -_-

Name change because my roommate has been playing War Thunder again and I'm 38 and trans I swear I'm not a wehraboo

A chart drawn on body starting from maybe, to yes, to yess, to warhammer, and to battletech as deepest

I made a chart explaining penetration chart xD

I was thinking oh hey maybe I should go to magfest this year but then checked
I had no idea it sold out months ago what the heck how do y'all do this

I was learning Dutch for like nine months last year and finally gave up because Duo was annoying and they all speak English anyway

well when a duck it's like
but then the duck

Screenshot of an email: Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request To: me Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;; I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15. According to our records, 1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable. 2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜 If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!) —- Regards, ___ (🏳️‍⚧️she/her, UTC -5) Partner Infra Platform Experiences team As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™ New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account! Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

Ladies: we've done it.

This image was posted by a cis man, who is not remotely eggy.

We have been so trans so hard in mech spaces that the algorithm is now trying to forcefem cis men who are into mech games.

Repost if you agree

Cat in a black tank top with red contacts in, posing in front of her FLX4 as if she actually uses the thing

I really need to schedule an eye exam so I can get colored contacts that fit properly and actually fix my eyesight.
I say this every week and somehow never manage to actually do it tho

This was such a cool effect on Halloween but they kinda hurt the whole time >.<

MSG on everything!

If you have a pepper grinder that makes a pepper shaker redundant, put MSG in the shaker

also furikake on popcorn~

good mornyan~

I spent the entire weekend building a home lab and troubleshooting Docker Compose files and...actually went into Monday feeling accomplished and rested. Not what I expected; maybe that exposes the primary stressor at my job as boredom more than anything technical.

I ""watched"" multiple episodes of a show I do not watch to make this.

Stand on a tall ladder with the same settings and see if you get the isometric video game vibe

so much of IT is reading the text on the screen because the user doesn’t feel like doing it

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omg Mona congratulations I'm so happy for you!

the guide got me to move my labs to injection day, up my injection dosage, switch to bioidentical prog, and stop taking finasteride.
I didn't realize I could just ask my doctor to do all that, and I feel so much better not going through mini-menopause on a weekly basis like holy shit that was rough