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Dan Kulkov

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Save time on marketing → http://founderpal.ai Work with me → http://makerbox.club/marketing-strategy-call

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if (newSaaS.mrr === 0) {
bookFlight("Thailand");
become("monk");
laptop.open = false;
} else {
console.log("LFG, we ball");
}

13.03.2026 20:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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tennis and hyrox clips

both generated on autopilot

from 1-sentence video idea

ClipsPal launch on monday 🫡

13.03.2026 14:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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reviewed 16th product today 🫡

so in total

i earned $735 from 2 hours of vibe-coding

crazy

13.03.2026 11:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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3 day sprint to finish ClipsPal

> no procrastination
> no nice to have features
> no BULLSHIT

the goal:

launch on monday and get AT LEAST one sale

time too cook

13.03.2026 10:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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reached daily limit

13.03.2026 09:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

> share good revenue numbers
> replies "mrr porn, boooo"

> share bad revenue numbers
> replies "pathetic, why share this"

i can't win

13.03.2026 08:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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my new saas got the first potential customer!

13.03.2026 05:21 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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I AM SO CLOSE

12.03.2026 20:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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clipspal.com

launch soon?

12.03.2026 17:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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this is insane

> type
> "5 unexpected high-fiber foods you should eat"
> wait
> 40-sec video scheduled

new saas soon

this is insane

12.03.2026 12:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the more i tweet

the less money i make

interesting...

12.03.2026 07:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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kling has VERY FRIENDLY api package pricing

> trial product for $10 / $100
> you can buy trial ONLY ONCE
> next cheapest package is $4200 (four thousand two hundred)

LIFE IS AMAZING

12.03.2026 03:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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no favicion in 1 month

what god do i need to worship to finally see it?

>danrecommends. com/favicon.ico
>48px

12.03.2026 02:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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i vibe-coded 15 ios apps

here is how much money they made in the last 28 days

2 winners
3 solids
4 underperformers
6 losers

lessons
1. ship more
2. don't quit
3. do more marketing

12.03.2026 01:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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new app

we are cooking

#1 soon

11.03.2026 20:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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> wake up
> anxious because not enough money
> get a $1.99 sale
> "we cooking let's goooo"

11.03.2026 12:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

dear ai replier,

i wish a 2-week diarrhea to you

cheers!

11.03.2026 10:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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just retired my parents

11.03.2026 08:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is it just me or

$20/mo codex has limits of $100/mo plan

i feel like it's impossible to hit weekly limits

11.03.2026 05:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bad at building
bad at marketing
bad at design

perfect for indie hacking

11.03.2026 03:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

unique mobile app ideas

> app for couples
> ai note taking
> calorie tracker
> padel scoreboard

what else?

10.03.2026 20:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bro

just buy my products

i give up on marketing

just buy them

thanks

10.03.2026 15:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what's the best ai for this?

> API
> text-to-video
> handle characters consistently
> ok if no audio

kling / runway / veo / something else?

10.03.2026 10:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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make $1 — done ✅

hit $100 mrr — loading 🟨

10.03.2026 05:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just got offered $20 for QT

my reaction?

called mom, "we are leaving the hood tomorrow"

your boy made it

09.03.2026 11:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ladies and gentlemen

after careful consideration

i regret to inform you

we are NOT launching a new $0 mrr saas

thank you for your attention to this matter

08.03.2026 13:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I NEED TO SELL MORE SHOVELS TO BUILD GENERATIONAL WEALTH
I NEED TO SELL MORE SHOVELS TO BUILD GENERATIONAL WEALTH
I NEED TO SELL MORE SHOVELS TO BUILD GENERATIONAL WEALTH
I NEED TO SELL MORE SHOVELS TO BUILD GENERATIONAL WEALTH

07.03.2026 20:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i think

i have an uncontrolled desire

to launch

another $0 mrr saas

should i go for it?

07.03.2026 10:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

grifter 101

> open x
> post "my entire company is ran by 10 openclaw agents"
> say it's free
> don't elaborate

06.03.2026 05:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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shitposting is working

06.03.2026 03:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0