My cat is on my lap & every time I shift my legs, she digs her claws into me. I get it, damn. Stop stabbing me
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My cat is on my lap & every time I shift my legs, she digs her claws into me. I get it, damn. Stop stabbing me
“Sir…I’m sorry, I had no choice—“
“HE’S SMOL BEANING! GET DOWN”
chasing the suspect into an abandoned warehouse
“i know you’re in here, doxx yourself and come out with your hands up!”
Goodnight sky, goodnight moon. goodnight red balloon.
Goodnight titties, goodnight butt,
Pokemon Gogh
A text from Pizza Hut reads: Goodnight ❤️❤️
Night night, Pizza Hut
Tornado watch issued for parts of Texas on March 10, 2026. According to the National Weather Service, the likelihood of a tornado is possible. Here’s the difference between a tornado watch and a tornado warning.
Jim Downey on Conan’s podcast
“Gavin Newsom, the Scientologist?”
I don't know much about fitness but don't health folks tell you not to drink your calories?
Dear god
“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto
Happy Mario day!
Jake Lang thinks he's texting with a 15 year old girl...
the e-thot moral police? braver than the troops
In town for the #GameDevelopersConference? We're just a trolley ride away from the Moscone Center!
#GDC2026
Visit cartoonart.org for a list of current exhibitions and upcoming events. Game on!
They let kids go hungry in school so they can do this shit
its an iranian missile with a message written on it in Persian
the message, translated, reads "in memory of the victims of epstein island"
omfg
A Texas woman spent 22 years of her life behind bars for a terrible crime she didn’t commit, finally was released & exonerated, but b/c the wrongful conviction destroyed her legal status, she’s now set to be deported. www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic... @texasmonthly.bsky.social
Isn't he the one who got scared & pissed his pants
Here is the original video @thezerggg posted on Instagram revealing the sting on Jake Lang
care haha 29 Unless you are unddon't Jake > Sun, Feb 8 at 10:18 PM I'm 15 lol When do you turn 16? In 6 months I won't get u introuble if that's what u r worried about I can keep a secret
29 you turn Jake > I won't get u introuble if that's what u r worried about I can keep a secret In 6 months What state do you live in? I can't see you til your 16 Mon, Feb 9 at 1:21 AM Arizona I just moved here so Mon, Feb 9 at 4:34 PM + iMes ....
Jake Lang, the far-right extremist who was hounded out of Philadelphia and Minnesota earlier this year, was allegedly texting with what he believed was a 15-year-old girl
He told her, "What state do you live in? I can't see you til your 16"
leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"
Could not be clearer: RFK Jr. is waging a war on science and public health.
That’s what he was installed to do and he’s doing it.
Because RFK Jr. has allied himself with major corporate interests in America that saw how COVID threatened their bottom lines and said “never again.”
someone get this orca a pulled lechonk sandwich
Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/learn-2 #smbc
The risk for babies who get measles under the age of 6 months to develop this within 10 years is 1 in 600.
This is how I looked in the early 2010s when I kept darkening my eyebrows to stay "on fleek"
Bro asked for the Platner.
Hhhhhholy shit
KENNEDY: You said, 'Republicans think can troll their way to ethnic cleansing.' Did I read that correctly?
BIER: DHS tweeted for 100m deportations. That would be ethnic cleansing!
K: You don't think it's hyperbolic?
B: I think advocating 100m deportations is ethnic cleansing. Yes. Your time is up
