PM offers Trump unconditional support for any plans to declare war on Australia
“We pre-emptively back any potential pre-emptive self defence operations the US feels is necessary," said Albanese chaser.com.au/national/pm-...
Jackie O realises Kyle’s an arsehole 20 years after everyone else
"Oh, that's why Melbourne hated us." chaser.com.au/entertainmen...
Chris Minns announces state funeral for Kyle and Jackie O Show
“We will all mourn the tragic loss of the show that was Sydney, so much so that Melbournians refused to listen.”
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Albanese offers Sandilands support, “Sorry to hear that Jackie O is being difficult”
Following backlash, Albanese claims he meant that Jackie O had a ‘difficult life’ having worked with Kyle
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Karl Stefanovic interviews ghost of Jeffrey Epstein
"At the end of the day, we're all just people." chaser.com.au/entertainmen...
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Shocking: Liberal Party election review finds horribly unpopular leader with horribly unpopular policies wasn’t popular
The report was leaked after initially being withheld from publication when Dutton suggested it could result in a defamation suit, in a move that probably could have been added to the report. chaser.com.au/national/sho...
"Mission accomplished": Trump gets Epstein list off front page
Photoshopped image of Anthony Albanese talking to a doctor with a spine in front of him next to an image of Grace Tame wearing her 'Fuck Murdoch' t-shirt. Headline: Spineless man frustrated that woman dares to have one
“She just doesn’t have the spinlessness needed for politics,” said Albanese chaser.com.au/national/spi...
Chris and Craig joined Dom and Charles on The Chaser Report to chat about the behind the scenes of this prank, as well as other stories from the War on Everything.
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What have we learned from history? Would people let a Trojan Horse through their gates today?
Trump Tower to open in Gold Coast after Donald discovers Schoolies
“I will always jump at the chance to party with teens on an island,” said President Trump. chaser.com.au/business/tru...
"I don't want to be looking at anywhere near 25 years, that's way too old" Andrew tells his lawyers
"Can't we negotiate down to under 18?" chaser.com.au/world/i-dont...
Man linked to international sex trafficking ring finally arrested for improper email forwarding
“In the criminal justice system, some offences are considered especially heinous" chaser.com.au/world/man-li...
"When will her attacks on this family end?” said King Charles chaser.com.au/world/royal-...
Royal family condemns Meghan Markle for not handing in Andrew sooner
"It's all her fault, she is solely to blame"
Police officers have described the state of his skin as ‘disgusting’, ‘weirdly moist’ and ‘extremely pale’, but can’t confirm whether that is from the shock of being arrested or whether that’s just how the royal family are. chaser.com.au/world/former...
Former-Prince Andrew reportedly able to sweat again
This as Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor finally found a new place to live after being kicked out of the royal lodge: a jail cell
Rudd furious that Epstein files didn’t mention that he’s fluent in Mandarin
"Did they even mention my handball skills?” chaser.com.au/general-news...
Photoshopped image of Klansmen in a boardroom. Headline: One Nation calls party room meeting to discuss Hanson's latest tirade
"Thank you to Gina for flying us all to this meeting." chaser.com.au/national/one...
Image of Noam Chomsky talking to Jeffery Epstein. Headline: Chomsky advised Epstein about manufacturing consent
"Trust me, I literally wrote the book on it" said Noam Chomsky chaser.com.au/general-news...
Letter from the AFP: Dear Mr Taylor, I'm writing in regards to your role in the Cayman Island company which received $80 million from the Federal Government as part of a water rights buyback that occurred without tender in 2017 when Barnaby Joyce was agriculture minister. Even though you were director of Eastern Australian Agriculture and have said "I was a consultant" of the company, here at the AFP we can't find any evidence at all that you're in anyway dodgy or corrupt. In fact, it's surprising that anyone brought it up. You are hereby completely exonerated of everything. Good on you. Keep it up. You're a legend. Yours sincerely, Reece Kershaw AFP (Angus Taylor's signature)
From the archive...
EXCLUSIVE: Angus Taylor has released a new letter from the AFP clearing him of corruption over a Cayman Islands company.
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Angus Taylor says party on track for Net Zero women by 2040
"Our focus is on reducing women in the House of Reps, but we're on track also reduce our female vote to zero too."
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Angus Taylor declared interim leader of the Liberal Party
“We are excited to have him fill in for the time being.” chaser.com.au/national/ang...
Uncle who always complains “You can’t say anything anymore” surprisingly in favour of laws banning pro-Palestine chants
This sudden change in opinion was expressed in an angry Facebook comment left on a News Corp headline. chaser.com.au/general-news...
Image of Angus Taylor next to a phone with a facebook comment section of Angus Taylor saying "Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus" over and over. Headline: Angus Taylor says he has the numbers to lead, producing petition of his Facebook comments
Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus chaser.com.au/national/ang...
NSW cop tells harrowing story of getting a bit of pepper spray in his eye while spraying a child
The NSW government claims everyone 'lacks context', so we spoke to an officer hear his story. chaser.com.au/general-news...
A photoshopped image of Isaac Herzog approaching a NSW police officer while holding a pen. Headline: Herzog offers to sign cop’s pepper spray
"I'm more used to signing missiles but with the similar shape I'm sure I can make it work." chaser.com.au/general-news...
NSW police make Israeli president feel at home by mercilessly attacking anyone with a Palestine flag
"Luckily the police seemed more than excited to step in and get as violent as needed to make sure he doesn't feel homesick" - Premier Minns chaser.com.au/national/nsw...
Andrew evicted from Royal Lodge, moves into the Vatican
"It's nice to go somewhere I won't be judged." chaser.com.au/world/andrew...
