Devious Bec

Fuck y'all, shits getting so dire worldwide and THIS HAPPENS. PLEASE if there's anything we can do to help our Turkish family, let me know and spread the word!

I like how Aragorn has different names for himself in different places in Middle Earth because he bounces checks or something

Omg hiiiiii

I knits a little hat

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

doodle comic Screenshot of a fedex map “track your delivery on the map” Me sitting in the dark, watching the computer very seriously

me when fedex offers the live map for my package

The takeaway from the success of Iron Lung isn't to fund YouTubers making sci-fi movies about games.

The secret is that Markiplier is a creative person who made something that excited him.

This is also the secret sauce behind Sinners.

There is no repeatable trend. Fund creative people. The end

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Photo of a vhs for an episode of the Animorphs tv show that features a boy transforming into a dog. Titles and copy read GOD’S PUNISHMENT NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT the inner thoughts of the child float around his transformation, they read: What’s happening? Sure could go for some dog shit I eat dog shit now? What did I do? Wish I was eating dog shit right now A promotional graphic proclaims A boy turns into a dog and eats dog shit for lying Part 1 the sins of children series

Back cover copy for NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT SOME PEOPLE NEVER EAT DOG SHIT... SOME DO. God can see and hear everything so when Kevin and his friends decide to watcha PG-13 movie when they were supposed to be studying God knew he would have to punish Kevin since it was his house. The next day before school Kevin suddenly morphs into a dog and runs outside to look for dog shit to eat. He eats all the dog shit in the neighborhood and the neighbors give this hungry boy a round of applause for cleaning up the place. But when he morphs back into Kevin they are all disgusted. They call him Dog Shit Boy and tell him to stay the hell away from their dogs' asses. Every few hours Kevin turns back into a dog to eat more dog shit. The only way Kevin will be free of God's curse is to figure out what he's being punished for, but if he can't do that before midnight he'll eat dog shit for the rest of his life! THIS TAPE CONTAINS THE EPISODES "DOG SHIT BOY" AND "GOD'S GUN" PARTS I AND II PRODUCED BY PAPERBACK PARADISE A DIVISION OF PAPERBACK PARADISE ENTERTAINMENT

watching a youtube video from a small channel, had a good time with it, scrolled down to the comments to see this and started screaming like walter white

Interactive Buddy/Kick the Buddy. A spherical silver blob guy from a game that centered around putting him through various physical tortures

world has me feeling like him lately

I didn’t say anything for International Women’s Day. So now, on March 9th, International Women’s Boxing Day, here is a list of men I would like to punch:

“Your Honor, I did not kill those people. I just left them dead.”

a trans flag with bedman from revelations pointing to bedman from strive and the text "yeah I'm MTF, male to furniture"

Frame #3950 from S06 -E26 - Lotus Root-629309

You uncover an old tome which tells the tale of a brash centaur musician who fights with a flintlock pistol. After reading the tale, you feel hope.

YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay?

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.

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#けつ曜日 #ねこ部

int'l uhh miller day

#internationalwomensday

Cowboy Macready hazel

Bird on branch

Lizard on stone wall

Dove in tree

Local wildlife

you met me at a very sleepy time in my life.

Me and my narcoleptic ass

No no no please dont change your words for me your personal lexicon is important and special

Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.

Guy's a cricket he shouldnt be drinkin to begin with thats on him