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31 | πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί | She/Her πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ | Lesbian | Poly Gay girl with a broken brain. Aspires to one day be truly punk rock. Likes Yakuza, Morrowind, FFXIV and XCOM, demands you watch Planetes and talk to her about it.

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It's important to remember that cows watch sunsets.

10.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Eat my shit and hair"

10.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Donate to Benny's Medical Bills, organized by Andrew Smart I never imagined I’d be in a position where I’d need to ask for help like this, but my little old m… Andrew Smart needs your support for Benny's Medical Bills

gofund.me/871aa5cf1

Every single dollar helps. Thank you for caring.

Please share.

#CatParents #VetBills #EmergencyVet #PetMedicalFund #MutualAid #Crowdfunding #GoFundMe #AnimalLovers #CatsOfBluesky #PetEmergency #DonateAndShare #HelpMyCat #CommunitySupport #SignalBoost #PetCareCosts #SaveMyCat

01.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 182 πŸ” 210 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 32

This nice fellow has lost his beloved friend and still has to finish paying his boy's medical costs. I chipped in $100 and he's got around $700 left to go. Grieving the loss of a pet is hard enough, help get him to the finish line, eh?

10.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing Friends on here nearly made me throw up

10.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

whenever you feel like being annoying means you’re undeserving of love, remember that that’s like cats’ whole schtick

that’s their whole deal

and they are beloved

you shouldn’t be put in forever jail for sometimes being a little annoying and anyone doing that isn’t worth your time

10.03.2026 06:09 πŸ‘ 322 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Downloaded. Compressed. Shared.

10.03.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 1785 πŸ” 635 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 11
Pesto nestled up to Sarah’s leg on the sofa.

Pesto nestled up to Sarah’s leg on the sofa.

We are playing Pokopia >:)

10.03.2026 10:34 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pesto sleepily looking up at the camera from the sofa, surrounded by blankets, brows powerful.

Pesto sleepily looking up at the camera from the sofa, surrounded by blankets, brows powerful.

She wants me to play Pokopia and I want to play Pokopia but instead I am working πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

09.03.2026 12:03 πŸ‘ 192 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck y'all, shits getting so dire worldwide and THIS HAPPENS. PLEASE if there's anything we can do to help our Turkish family, let me know and spread the word!

10.03.2026 06:46 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like how Aragorn has different names for himself in different places in Middle Earth because he bounces checks or something

10.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 2300 πŸ” 250 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 8

Omg hiiiiii

10.03.2026 05:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I knits a little hat

09.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 3403 πŸ” 489 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 1
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

09.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 12258 πŸ” 2044 πŸ’¬ 598 πŸ“Œ 298
doodle comic
Screenshot of a fedex map β€œtrack your delivery on the map”
Me sitting in the dark, watching the computer very seriously

doodle comic Screenshot of a fedex map β€œtrack your delivery on the map” Me sitting in the dark, watching the computer very seriously

me when fedex offers the live map for my package

09.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 4593 πŸ” 699 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 20

The takeaway from the success of Iron Lung isn't to fund YouTubers making sci-fi movies about games.

The secret is that Markiplier is a creative person who made something that excited him.

This is also the secret sauce behind Sinners.

There is no repeatable trend. Fund creative people. The end

05.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 1018 πŸ” 368 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

10.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 15172 πŸ” 3720 πŸ’¬ 274 πŸ“Œ 221
Photo of a vhs for an episode of the Animorphs tv show that features a boy transforming into a dog. Titles and copy read 

GOD’S PUNISHMENT 

NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT 

the inner thoughts of the child float around his transformation, they read:

What’s happening?
Sure could go for some dog shit
I eat dog shit now?
What did I do?
Wish I was eating dog shit right now

A promotional graphic proclaims

A boy turns into a dog and eats dog shit for lying 

Part 1 the sins of children series

Photo of a vhs for an episode of the Animorphs tv show that features a boy transforming into a dog. Titles and copy read GOD’S PUNISHMENT NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT the inner thoughts of the child float around his transformation, they read: What’s happening? Sure could go for some dog shit I eat dog shit now? What did I do? Wish I was eating dog shit right now A promotional graphic proclaims A boy turns into a dog and eats dog shit for lying Part 1 the sins of children series

Back cover copy for NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT

SOME PEOPLE
NEVER EAT DOG SHIT...
SOME DO.
God can see and hear everything
so when Kevin and his friends decide to watcha PG-13 movie when they were supposed to be studying God knew he would have to punish Kevin since it was his house. The next day before school Kevin suddenly morphs into a dog and runs outside to look for dog shit to eat.
He eats all the dog shit in the neighborhood and the neighbors give this hungry boy a round of applause for cleaning up the place. But when he morphs back into Kevin they are all disgusted. They call him Dog Shit Boy and tell him to stay the hell away from their dogs' asses. Every few hours Kevin turns back into a dog to eat more dog shit.
The only way Kevin will be free of God's curse is to figure out what he's being punished for, but if he can't do that before midnight he'll eat dog shit for the rest of his life!
THIS TAPE CONTAINS THE EPISODES
"DOG SHIT BOY" AND "GOD'S GUN"
PARTS I AND II
PRODUCED BY PAPERBACK PARADISE
A DIVISION OF PAPERBACK PARADISE ENTERTAINMENT

Back cover copy for NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT SOME PEOPLE NEVER EAT DOG SHIT... SOME DO. God can see and hear everything so when Kevin and his friends decide to watcha PG-13 movie when they were supposed to be studying God knew he would have to punish Kevin since it was his house. The next day before school Kevin suddenly morphs into a dog and runs outside to look for dog shit to eat. He eats all the dog shit in the neighborhood and the neighbors give this hungry boy a round of applause for cleaning up the place. But when he morphs back into Kevin they are all disgusted. They call him Dog Shit Boy and tell him to stay the hell away from their dogs' asses. Every few hours Kevin turns back into a dog to eat more dog shit. The only way Kevin will be free of God's curse is to figure out what he's being punished for, but if he can't do that before midnight he'll eat dog shit for the rest of his life! THIS TAPE CONTAINS THE EPISODES "DOG SHIT BOY" AND "GOD'S GUN" PARTS I AND II PRODUCED BY PAPERBACK PARADISE A DIVISION OF PAPERBACK PARADISE ENTERTAINMENT

09.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 365 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5
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09.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 5748 πŸ” 1243 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 112
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watching a youtube video from a small channel, had a good time with it, scrolled down to the comments to see this and started screaming like walter white

09.03.2026 08:32 πŸ‘ 299 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1
Interactive Buddy/Kick the Buddy. A spherical silver blob guy from a game that centered around putting him through various physical tortures

Interactive Buddy/Kick the Buddy. A spherical silver blob guy from a game that centered around putting him through various physical tortures

world has me feeling like him lately

09.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 390 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t say anything for International Women’s Day. So now, on March 9th, International Women’s Boxing Day, here is a list of men I would like to punch:

09.03.2026 08:30 πŸ‘ 324 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œYour Honor, I did not kill those people. I just left them dead.”

09.03.2026 09:10 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a trans flag with bedman from revelations pointing to bedman from strive and the text "yeah I'm MTF, male to furniture"

a trans flag with bedman from revelations pointing to bedman from strive and the text "yeah I'm MTF, male to furniture"

09.03.2026 09:35 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Frame #3950 from S06 -E26 - Lotus Root-629309

Frame #3950 from S06 -E26 - Lotus Root-629309

08.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

You uncover an old tome which tells the tale of a brash centaur musician who fights with a flintlock pistol. After reading the tale, you feel hope.

09.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay?

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.

09.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 180 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 2789 πŸ” 1114 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 19
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09.03.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 213 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0