Kate C. Bavarian - Emo Possum

Oops

Actual chocolate cake

I want butt stuff and a hunk of chocolate cake

There really is a lot of good in the Good Book. Though don’t get me wrong there’s a lot of heinous shit too. It was written by men after all, & constantly edited/changed to fit their needs

It just sucks that the loudest xtians are the same ones that ignore the core message of their supposed messiah

IT'S SUSTAINABLY SOURCED AND FAIR TRADE AAAAAH

I do not want to buy Spiritbox promotional coffee

I do not want to buy Spiritbox promotional coffee

I do not want to buy Spiritbox promotional coffee

I

@christyrudoingok.bsky.social and I say yes 🙂‍↕️

Something about the sentence structure of this skeet is off-putting.

I think it's because sometimes I fall asleep in my makeup 😅 My brow did the same thing until I got my shit together

Day ???? of wondering how long my second nostril piercing is going to take to fuckin heal so it can stop randomly getting infected. I'm too good with Neosporin and witch hazel now. 😑

Exactly. Plow one, get one free. They come as a set. 🙂‍↕️

Exactly why I got a new record player with a lid.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day, dude?

Americans will use anything but the metric system

Lmao See, I'd be too distracted! 🤣

I said plugs are ring pops for your b-hole, but apparently, that wasn't funny 😑

Like I shit you not, he scrunched his face and everything. "I don't even wanna think about it." Well, I don't wanna think about dating you anymore. BYYYYYYE! 👋🏾

I am a sexual free spirit and I simply can't be with an store brand vanilla person. 😅

You ABSOLUTELY have a right to your bedroom preferences, but if something so simple as a plug offends you, Imma head out.

I just remembered how this dude I went on a date with from one of The Dating Apps™ visibly cringed at the thought of butt plugs and I thanked him for his time and left.

Ew, no.

*motions to everything*

“So am I covered if I bang it up when bitches won’t move and get out the way?”

I would let Florence Welch deck me in the jaw and say thank you through broken teeth lmaooo I fucking love her!

See, I'm a new fan. I heard Dog Days Are Over when it first dropped and hated it so I never explored any further until Everybody Scream. Now I'm working my way backwards!

It's a grown up pop day.

Florence
Hilary
Carly Rae

Absolutely!!! Grown up pop hits different and Hilary nailed it

It's a turban day. I'm not doing my hair.

But I have more smoked sardines and crackers for lunch so I'm pretty pumped about that.

baja blast bidets

nothing drains me faster than hearing 'let's go around the room and introduce ourselves

*unless not until

If you see any accounts that look like me, but it's not this account, it's not me. I only have 1 alt and I'm not using it atm until I find a replacement for Substack.

I would never overtly ask for money until I need something serious like care for my cat kids and I certainly wouldn't dm you for it.