Kate C. Bavarian - Emo Possum

I'm wearing tape on my finger because I have yarn burn... I guess I won't knit any more tonight, which means I have to do my school work 😅

This made me smile lmao

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Thanks! I have way too projects going at once right now, but I'm really glad I picked it back up!

I am simply a mushroom

I say this all the time

Child abuse survivor here. Yes TF it is.

I didn't go to the doctor or get my vaccinations until they were forced to put me in school at 15. Doctors can also look for signs of physical and mental abuse, which would have been caught in my case if I had regular care.

Healthcare is childcare. Period.

YES OMG LMAOOO

Better not get a haircut

That's the Midwest way

FELT

Kate's knitting project. Not very long yet. Cream colored rubbing with sage green, black, creamsicle orange, canary yellow, and beige variegated stockinette stitch

Okay okay. My grandma was right; you kinda do have to practice before your work starts looking good enough to wear.

This is a pitch for a new MTV show: "Please Haunt My Crib" 😍

I talk a lot of shit for someone whose feet don't touch the floor when I sit on the couch

i talk a lot of shit for someone who routinely gets stuck taking off her sports bra

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Pictured is "After hours Geordi La Forge." He's wearing a velvety cushy soft looking future space guy sweater and he's ready to chillax to the max. Also and always wearing his banana clip looking eye visor. Closed caption reads, "Maybe a little soft jazz."

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Back goals fr

From brother in law to stepdad. Dang...

That's okay. Humanity needs a reset anyway. 😂

Exactly!!! Like damn if it ain't 3 hours on the interstate, it's 3 hours on MARTA. Nothing in Metro Atlanta is quick 😂

"JuSt PuLl YoUrSeLf Up By ThE bOoTsTrApS"
Bro, the fucking bootstraps are chafing my fucking taint, there is no more up

I was dating someone with children and I ended up going there for them all the time. They (back in 2019) had a coupon/frequent shopper program. You can ask about that too.

I had no idea what I was doing and STILL got around like a native after about 24 hours. I was FLOORED.

I'm a beast when it comes to riding the red and gold lines, but needing to park at College Park when I'm from McDonough was always annoying AF. But I'm not talking 675 if I'm going to Five Points to party lol

That's wonderful! I might do that for my graduation present.

Do you have a Once Upon a Child near you?

Visiting Chicago changed my life because more I'm pissed that I have to drive everywhere, even though I love my car. It was so bloody easy and cheap! Even Atlanta's MARTA system doesn't compare for me.

Have you considered shoving your disingenuous "reporting" up your asses, considering that none of us actually believe a word in your filthy rag of a publication?