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UTAW Rep: Send me all the bad stuff. Generally subversive. mdj@mdjohnson.xyz

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Same. Started my cv a couple of days ago, fucked it off about half an hour later. It's all fucking miserable and I hope you find something good easily.

02.10.2023 14:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.09.2023 22:28 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm doing the same. I've got my data, found a service that deletes all your tweets older than a certain date, and plan to keep the account in case someone else buys twitter and manages to rescue it.

13.09.2023 14:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My lovely colleague is on holiday, and in her OOO message is the pleasingly direct

'If you get stuck, please don't contact me'.

The words 'hesitate to' are 100% accidentally missing, as she's the kind of person who'd disrupt her holiday to work, but I love the Freudian slip.

11.09.2023 10:22 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Two women, both in bridal dresses. One, standing on the right (of the photo), is a woman of colour in a black dress. The other is a white woman in a white dress. The woman on the left is holding a large brown-coloured owl on her left arm. The woman on the right is holding a smaller, lighter-coloured owl on her left arm. The background is greenery and they are standing on grass.

Two women, both in bridal dresses. One, standing on the right (of the photo), is a woman of colour in a black dress. The other is a white woman in a white dress. The woman on the left is holding a large brown-coloured owl on her left arm. The woman on the right is holding a smaller, lighter-coloured owl on her left arm. The background is greenery and they are standing on grass.

Went to an amazing wedding of some great friends a couple of days ago, and THERE WERE OWLS

11.09.2023 09:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Alright Nissan you can know but you wont like it

06.09.2023 11:45 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I refuse to like this.

03.09.2023 11:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

80% of my funny stories to my therapist end with her putting her pen down, tilting her head and saying β€œI’m really sorry that happened to you”

01.09.2023 14:48 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you can get involved in her campaign at www.freesarahjanebaker.com

one of the things Sarah's campaigners are asking for is letters of support. they have an email address you can send letters to.

31.08.2023 11:44 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

here's a warning for you, kids: DON'T get involved in cutting edge technology if you can avoid it, IT IS ACTUALLY VERY FUCKING ANNOYING AND NOTHING WORKS MOST OF THE TIME

29.08.2023 21:37 πŸ‘ 480 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 19

I'm so thankful that I found this wonderful group of people. Thank you Blake πŸ’œ

29.08.2023 11:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A tab coloured Akita with dark markings around the face is curled up in a corner under a table. She looks contemplative.

A tab coloured Akita with dark markings around the face is curled up in a corner under a table. She looks contemplative.

Today, we are in "hide from the world" mode.

28.08.2023 11:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This might be what became of the large hole in the middle of the town we lived next to when we lived up there.

27.08.2023 12:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do it!

24.08.2023 20:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This looks great on you.

19.08.2023 17:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

reducing venlafaxine dose, 1/10 would not recommend.

15.08.2023 08:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just Stop Oil protesters disrupt London Pride over β€˜polluting’ sponsors Met police make arrests after activists block parade in Piccadilly by sitting in front of Coca-Cola truck

Love to see it. Pride orgs are far too comfortable with taking money from ecocidal scum in exchange for laundering their reputation.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/jul/01/just-stop-oil-protesters-disrupt-london-pride-over-polluting-sponsors

01.07.2023 16:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0