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Software creation enthusiast, core dumper. Opinions should not be taken to be representative of any company employing me.

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Guess where @frozenexports.net has the meat and cheese plate (that he’s REFUSING to share with the Very Good Boy).

17.02.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My Grueling Quest To Buy A Switch 2 By Riding Citi Bikes After roughly 495 bike rides and interrupted by a broken foot, I have a Nintendo Switch 2 from riding Citi Bike points. Was that work?

It took more than 6 months, but it turns out you can grind low level trash mobs in real life too. aftermath.site/switch-2-citib...

11.02.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 267 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 10
visible invisible fence

visible invisible fence

nope

12.02.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 211 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2
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Up at Silverwood Park in St Anthony, MN, they built an ice carousel. Drill a hole in the ice, put in an outboard motor, cut the ice in a big circle, fire up the outboard, ice carousel.

People do fun weird shit outside in Minnesota all winter long. Park was packed. It’s delightful here.

03.02.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 914 πŸ” 220 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 29
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I'm a resident of the Twin Cities. A small team and I spent 3 days sculpting this for a competition/festival in extremely cold temperatures. We were disqualified for political messaging and one of the organizers defaced it. I have no regrets and I have never been more proud to be Minnesotan. (cont)

25.01.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 2177 πŸ” 570 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 40
marketing email from Greyhound with subject line "Want a weekend adventure to brag about?"

marketing email from Greyhound with subject line "Want a weekend adventure to brag about?"

NO

20.01.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 15758 πŸ” 2139 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1

Never a dill moment

17.01.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 221 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Crop Art Exhibit is going to be *sick* this year.

18.01.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Powderhorn Art Sled party in the middle of an occupation. Losers can’t stop us.

17.01.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 412 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4
Screenshot of Startribune article with the headline: Counterprotestors prevented Jake Lang from burning Qur'an.

"Right wing influencer Jake Lang planned to burn a Quy'an outside Minneapolis City Hall at 1pm as part of his anti-Islam rally, but counterprotestors said they were not planning to let him do that."

Screenshot of Startribune article with the headline: Counterprotestors prevented Jake Lang from burning Qur'an. "Right wing influencer Jake Lang planned to burn a Quy'an outside Minneapolis City Hall at 1pm as part of his anti-Islam rally, but counterprotestors said they were not planning to let him do that."

If a Minnesotan says to you, "I don't plan to let you do that," run.

17.01.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 6910 πŸ” 1303 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 80

Hey you don’t have to argue with that lady who’s wrong

03.01.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 384 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 2
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a stuffed reindeer with a red nose and a white tail Alt: a stuffed reindeer with a red nose and a white tail - it's rudolph

WTF. This is a solved problem!

01.01.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of Katie Wilson seated in a wooden chair beside a white brick fireplace smiling at the camera with her hands folded

A photo of Katie Wilson seated in a wooden chair beside a white brick fireplace smiling at the camera with her hands folded

an image of the election results from King County

an image of the election results from King County

SEATTLE!!!

We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🀯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!

11.11.2025 00:16 πŸ‘ 5793 πŸ” 1434 πŸ’¬ 85 πŸ“Œ 147

This bill doesn’t address the core issue that millions of Americans will no longer be able to afford ACA insurance coverage next year. I’m willing to work with anyone to create a path forward but this isn’t it.

10.11.2025 01:56 πŸ‘ 630 πŸ” 131 πŸ’¬ 200 πŸ“Œ 13
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Senator Murray Statement on Government Funding Vote: β€œThe Fight for Health Care Does Not End Tonightβ€”This is the MAGA Health Care Hike” | United States Senate Committee on Appropriations United States Senate Committee on Appropriations

I voted NO. As long as there is still any time left to reverse the MAGA health care hike, I believe we should do everything we can to force Republicans to the negotiating table.

The fight for health care does not end tonight.

10.11.2025 03:24 πŸ‘ 1256 πŸ” 213 πŸ’¬ 344 πŸ“Œ 38
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Home - Bob's Corn The 2025 season is on! Important dates below! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEWSLETTER AT THE BOTTOM OF OUR PAGE FOR UPDATES! Bob’s Corn & Pumpkin Farm Days Hours Minutes Seconds Ready for our 2025 Season? Tickets...

I absolutely did not! He was... uh... adopted from bobscorn.com

26.10.2025 02:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Me standing next to a giant pumpkin on the counter. It's roughly the width of an adult man's torso and spherical.

Me standing next to a giant pumpkin on the counter. It's roughly the width of an adult man's torso and spherical.

I've named him Big Jim. He's my son now.

25.10.2025 18:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A case of Scuttlebutt's Big Dumper beer in the local grocery store, celebrating Cal Raleigh's home run prowess. And other uh... assets.

A case of Scuttlebutt's Big Dumper beer in the local grocery store, celebrating Cal Raleigh's home run prowess. And other uh... assets.

Seattle, you are out of order. There are *families* in this store.

05.10.2025 19:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've yelled, "THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR" at my daughter several times this month already!

Not sure it's helping them sell sandwiches but those little weirdos have stuck.

14.07.2025 05:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Me guessing NO DICE as an answer to today's NYT Strands puzzle

Me guessing NO DICE as an answer to today's NYT Strands puzzle

NYT Strands puzzle informs me that - of all things! - NO DICE is not in their word list.

NYT Strands puzzle informs me that - of all things! - NO DICE is not in their word list.

Screen cap from the Simpsons. One of the residents of Bronson, Missouri tells his mother it ain't over.

Screen cap from the Simpsons. One of the residents of Bronson, Missouri tells his mother it ain't over.

22.05.2025 19:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
My Starbucks coffee cup came labelled with the name "Solid Snake".

My Starbucks coffee cup came labelled with the name "Solid Snake".

It can be frustrating when you give them a name as simple as "David", but they still misspell it.

14.05.2025 19:13 πŸ‘ 9361 πŸ” 1489 πŸ’¬ 317 πŸ“Œ 66
View from the passenger deck of The Walla Walla, a WA state ferry, as it departs Seattle, heading for Bremerton.

High rises of downtown Seattle visible along with the waterfront's Ferris wheel, Ivar's and the surrounding area.

View from the passenger deck of The Walla Walla, a WA state ferry, as it departs Seattle, heading for Bremerton. High rises of downtown Seattle visible along with the waterfront's Ferris wheel, Ivar's and the surrounding area.

On my shit (a WA state ferry) again.

Ferries still rule.

14.05.2025 15:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Me in front of open fridge door. Box of girl scout cookies - Samoas no less! - labeled with a sticky note on which "Do not eat!!!" is scrawled in the handwriting of an ungrateful eight year old.

Me in front of open fridge door. Box of girl scout cookies - Samoas no less! - labeled with a sticky note on which "Do not eat!!!" is scrawled in the handwriting of an ungrateful eight year old.

I could claim I never learned to read, yeah?

30.03.2025 01:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A poster on a public telephone pole in my neighborhood that reads, "DO YOU READ WARRIOR CATS?? You should!" Also includes a brief summary of the series.

A poster on a public telephone pole in my neighborhood that reads, "DO YOU READ WARRIOR CATS?? You should!" Also includes a brief summary of the series.

The youth are out in these streets evangelizing!

09.02.2025 03:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Fan wearing red blazers jersey holding device that allows real time haptics at Blazers arena.

Fan wearing red blazers jersey holding device that allows real time haptics at Blazers arena.

Fan holding device that allows user to feel real time haptics at Blazers basketball arena

Fan holding device that allows user to feel real time haptics at Blazers basketball arena

This is super cool. The Blazers are the first professional sports team to provide OneCourt's haptic display at every home game!
This cutting-edge technology enables fans who are Blind or Low Vision to experience live basketball action in real-time, at no additional cost. #RipCity #Blazers

12.01.2025 20:41 πŸ‘ 2778 πŸ” 537 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 113

All right y’all, so here’s the deal.

We’re struggling. Our monthly goal is to sell 1500 books. This month, we’ve sold less than 400.

We need your help. We HAVE to sell 1500 books by the end of Feb to keep our doors open. This was supposed to be a video, but Bluesky can't do 2 mins of video(Thread)

30.01.2025 19:51 πŸ‘ 636 πŸ” 632 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 80
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The U.S. Pond Hockey Championships are the best of Minnesota, bringing folks from across the country together over our shared love of hockey.
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It was my honor to drop the puck!

25.01.2025 14:13 πŸ‘ 13447 πŸ” 976 πŸ’¬ 232 πŸ“Œ 86

I see people musing that the vibe here has changed, and I would urge people to remember that there's a lot of anxiety about the change of administration in two weeks and that's going to leak into a lot of other places in one's life. Be as gracious as you can with yourself and others.

05.01.2025 21:30 πŸ‘ 20366 πŸ” 2533 πŸ’¬ 446 πŸ“Œ 155
Me, mugging, in front of a life-size Super Saiyan Goku statue from the local Asian super market.

Me, mugging, in front of a life-size Super Saiyan Goku statue from the local Asian super market.

Guys. You're never going to believe who shops at my grocery store.

30.12.2024 17:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Rowdy, a large white shepherd husky cross, wearing a VERY handsome Christmas kerchief. Photo from an angle that makes his legs look about three miles long.

Rowdy, a large white shepherd husky cross, wearing a VERY handsome Christmas kerchief. Photo from an angle that makes his legs look about three miles long.

Long dog wishing you all a Merry Christmas!

23.12.2024 17:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0