In 1984, MI6 obtained genetic material from all four of the Beatles. After discarding Ringo's, their DNA was used to make England's most handsome man. All of which was an attempt to produce an adequate 007 successor for Connery. Little did MI6 know they had accidentally invented Paul Hollywood.
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Alright, kids, listen up. If you're gonna steal booze, just do what we always did. Drill a hole through the wall of the liquor store where they keep the good stuff and drink whatever comes out.
When in doubt, pass out!
1. Harry Potter Finds a Rock
2. Harry Potter Finds the Basement
3. Harry Potter Goes to Jail
4. Harry Potter Goes to the Olympics
5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
6. Harry Potter in High Noon at Mega Mountain
7. Harry Potter Scared Stupid
8. Harry Potter and the Return of the King
Still in the shadows, but thank you for noticing! ☺️
My favorite audio book is Cardi B's WAP, as read by Ben Shapiro.
The Epstein files. Binder by Lisa Frank.
Open that binder and RELEASE THOSE FILES!
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Me enjoying a Jerry post
Yay! Blood!
That's not what Iron Chef is? What are the chefs actually made of?
...Is this a trap? You know, for jokesters?
That's why they call me "Floor Cookies"
They're tired. You do it.
Babe, you didn't even finish your Ecto Cooler.
Charo is my spirit animal.
That carpet looks soft, but the baseboard could use one more coat
What the hell is Peach doing with all those power stars anyway?
*Friendship
Genius
You spelled come wrong.
Okay...I found tickets to Will Smith: Willennium, live at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center (Saratoga Springs, NY). Purchasing...
I feel the same way about Garbage.
Ramble hard, trudge softly, and don't straggle. Stragglers get eaten by wolves.
Not with all these Joker posters and Funko Pops. No way.
Aye-aye, Commando! Perhaps we should call a haberdasher with surplus trousers? Too much Donald Duckin' out here.
Always.
Yeah, dude!
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