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@bondcliff

Outraged, but I don't use Bluesky for that. I'm just here to make my little jokes. "Keep what's important and know who's your friend" ⭕️⭕️⭕️ Masshole. (He/Him) "It's never too late to have a happy childhood." https://www.jimmerullo.com

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Yeah, assuming relatively normal existing electrical work it's likely just unscrewing the old light from the junction box and making the new connection. (big assumption though). Also, nothing wrong with not being comfortable with it. No shame in calling someone.

06.03.2026 20:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I would absolutely do it for cake.

06.03.2026 20:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Plumbing scares me a lot more than electrical, tbh. The thought of flooding my house keeps me up at night.

06.03.2026 20:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Practice with them on some spare cable. Black and Decker used to have a really good electrical book with lots of photos and step by step guides.

06.03.2026 20:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

as a bonus, you get to own more tools!

06.03.2026 20:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They should invent a kind of news that is good.

06.03.2026 20:34 👍 33 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0

I have seen what you can DIY. Basic electrical is pretty straight forward as long as you a) shut off the breaker, b) verify with a volt meter that you shut off the breaker, and c) can do basic math so as not to burn your house down. You are capable of all these things.

06.03.2026 20:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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06.03.2026 07:51 👍 1011 🔁 254 💬 8 📌 9
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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

06.03.2026 15:55 👍 10538 🔁 1937 💬 106 📌 122

THIS. During COVID, That Band I Like did monthly webcasts of archived shows and they showed the first show I'd ever seen, which at the time was mostly lost on me because I didn't know a lot of the songs. It was so great to see and hear it again. Now I can go back and listen to any show at any time.

06.03.2026 15:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Think of myself as a rational human being until I am presented with a tiny version of a regular-sized object. Is that a little jar of Marmite? No. That is a baby. That is little baby Marmito and I love him with my life.

05.03.2026 19:09 👍 84 🔁 20 💬 3 📌 1

That's right.

06.03.2026 14:45 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

06.03.2026 06:12 👍 13926 🔁 1960 💬 696 📌 234

I hope Pete Hegseth gets hegsethed, an as yet uncoined term denoting the terrible fate that awaits Pete Hegseth

04.03.2026 16:06 👍 138 🔁 23 💬 6 📌 1
Iris the cat under anesthesia.

Iris the cat under anesthesia.

Iris the cat licking her numb lips after being treated to some Fancy Feast.

Iris the cat licking her numb lips after being treated to some Fancy Feast.

Iris looking a little confused.

Iris looking a little confused.

Guess who just had a mast cell and NINE teeth extracted.

05.03.2026 20:52 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 0

“The Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas” sounds like a title April Ludgate would bestow on you at a Pawnee town meeting just to get you out of her hair.

05.03.2026 19:16 👍 22 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

My mom moved to America to marry a professional golfer, they broke it off, and my mom went to a dance with one of her friends where a drunk Italian guy said “hey Irish, let’s dance.”

They were married 18 years, most of it was hell.

05.03.2026 14:28 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Since when do you have a pet kangaroo?

05.03.2026 14:25 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
an illustration of a child in a yellow shirt and tutu-like green skirt sitting on a tree branch, with grass below. the child is the focus of the image, taking up most of the frame and viewed from slightly above eye level; only two branches of the tree are visible.

an illustration of a child in a yellow shirt and tutu-like green skirt sitting on a tree branch, with grass below. the child is the focus of the image, taking up most of the frame and viewed from slightly above eye level; only two branches of the tree are visible.

I've been dreaming of green leaves and dappled shade for the past three months. We're almost there. 🌱

I'd love to work on some colorful, cheerful, dreamy picture book projects. I'm represented by @swekstein.bsky.social.

🎨 sparklemarkers.com
#kidlitartpostcard

05.03.2026 12:43 👍 46 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

The guy who invented text adventure games taught me how to rock climb.

05.03.2026 13:06 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My maternal grandfather was a typesetter for The Kerryman, I never knew my dad's dad because he lived in a mental institution for most of his life and his obituary said he was a truck driver.

04.03.2026 23:08 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spend $20 on a clip-on tuner. Best investment you’ll ever make.

04.03.2026 21:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The woman once bought me a banjo so she’s just a glutton for punishment.

04.03.2026 20:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My workaround for this is to be so musically hopeless that I never notice it. Meanwhile, my musician wife is in the other room having a seizure.

04.03.2026 20:01 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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Kitbashing industrial equipment together to create spaceships is not a terrible approach.
#space #art by Stanislav Verbitsky.
www.artstation.com/artwork/yk8qaR

04.03.2026 14:27 👍 349 🔁 64 💬 3 📌 1

They showed me pictures! Of all the celebrities to hang with on vacation...

04.03.2026 14:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They should invent plants that meow at you so you don’t neglect them and let them die.

04.03.2026 13:23 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Some friends of mine just spent a week on a boat in the Galapagos with like eight other people and one of them was Dee Snider. They all sort of became friends.

04.03.2026 13:20 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
for years, society was limited to only 16 syrup squares per waffle but with recent combinatorial optimization breakthroughs our research department has achieved previously unheard of densities of waffle
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Combinatorial optimazation waffle with 17 squares

for years, society was limited to only 16 syrup squares per waffle but with recent combinatorial optimization breakthroughs our research department has achieved previously unheard of densities of waffle syrup Combinatorial optimazation waffle with 17 squares

Some delightful bit arbitrage

04.03.2026 04:19 👍 290 🔁 98 💬 1 📌 3

Just bought a CHAT GPT mirror at Spencer's. Chat GPT is written the Coca Cola font. It's pretty sweet.

03.03.2026 22:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0