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Warrant Officer awarded Medal of Honor for showing up on time and in uniform First CW5 in recorded history to arrive at own award ceremony in correct uniform, citation says

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Submarine crew medevaced for erections lasting more than 4 hours Fifth Fleet ensuring 'safety of our sailors first and foremost,' commander says while holding something in pocket

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Pacific not pivoted to yet again 'I'm starting to think America doesn't care about Great Power Competition at all,' says Chinese defense minister

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Typo leads to epic furry parties all over Tehran 'I even booked a flight. Packed my wolf outfit,' Defense Secretary says.

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Trump promises largest quagmire operation in US history Pentagon confirms end state to be determined later

The campaign, tentatively titled Operation War Like Nobody’s Ever Seen, will reportedly combine a massive air assault, multi-division ground invasion, and an undefined end state described by officials as “winning eventually.”

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Trump promises largest quagmire operation in US history Pentagon confirms end state to be determined later

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State-of-the-art drone grounded due to cyan ink cartridge Officials say system will remain offline until IT guy 'gets back from leave’

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Pentagon reconsiders Harvard tuition assistance after learning Hegseth went there Pentagon reviewing tuition assistance after discovering one graduate

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Active military forced to watch ‘Melania’ documentary at SERE school Cadre say film is far more effective than sleep deprivation

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Top 10 countries Trump will send you to attack rather than release the Epstein files White House sources say ‘bombing foreigners’ remains preferred transparency substitute

This weekend, get ready to cross another country off the list! @duffelblog.com

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Sergeant Major of the Army announces new ‘I hate soldiers’ initiative Program aims to maximize discipline, despair, and time spent not fighting wars

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VA benefits reduced to 9mm and bottle of bourbon Secretary says package ‘covers most needs’ and ‘cuts out a lot of paperwork’

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Intel whistleblower accuses director of national intelligence of being Tulsi Gabbard Officials deny claim, insist DNI ‘almost certainly a man’

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Hegseth saves billions by using green screen, pretending to invade countries Pentagon says outcomes ‘indistinguishable’ from real wars

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Comic Sans named official font of Department of War Pentagon says change will improve lethality, readability, and morale

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Marine almost went finance but ‘would have punched a managing director’ Marine almost went finance but ‘would have punched a managing director’

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Navy admits it’s been making up enlisted ranks this whole time Service says prank began as jab at George Washington and ‘just got out of hand’

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Opinion: My 'come and take them' tattoo was about my rights, not guns Also, some rights matter more than others, and I trust law enforcement to decide which

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Vet T-shirt company releases ‘Shall Be Infringed’ line Company says shift reflects ‘evolving understanding of constitutional rights’

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Chief’s ‘sea stories’ include at least 4 felonies Junior sailors unsure whether to laugh, report to NCIS, or contact The Hague

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Trump beats Danish prime minister to death with Nobel Peace Prize White House says incident reflects ‘evolving interpretation of peace’

NEW: President Donald Trump on Wednesday used his recently-acquired Nobel Peace Prize to bludgeon the prime minister of Denmark to death, sources confirmed today. www.duffelblog.com/trump-beats-...

Fuck! You left your I.D. card in your computer One minor mistake triggers cascading operational collapse

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Senior service college initiates new curriculum in strategic gaslighting Course promises senior leaders ‘complete narrative dominance’ and zero accountability

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Report: Venezuela strike ordered after Maduro ‘failed weight standards’ Defense secretary reportedly cites ‘global lack of standards’ as destabilizing force

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Top 10 countries Trump will send you to attack rather than release the Epstein files White House sources say ‘bombing foreigners’ remains preferred transparency substitute

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Nicolás Maduro to return in Avengers: Doomsday Marvel says former Venezuelan leader brings ‘authentic menace’ to next film.

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Trump adds his own name to Vietnam Memorial President says wall ‘needed a winner’ and ‘a little more gold’

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5 reasons this war for oil will be better than the last war for oil, and the one before that Administration says it has ‘learned valuable lessons’ and ‘stopped pretending’

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Trump offers Maduro pardon for three kilos of cocaine President says deal would be ‘tremendous,’ ‘very fair,’ and ‘honestly a win for everyone’

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