The Brave Lil Cornflake's Avatar

The Brave Lil Cornflake

@wafflesthebadger

Indie Grocer. Co-Owner at Seymour Foods. Founder of PFM. Occasional gamer.

180
Followers
84
Following
2,306
Posts
10.11.2024
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by The Brave Lil Cornflake @wafflesthebadger

One of my regulars confided in me that she's been cheating on my store with Urban Greens except I'm a bad capitalist and encourage people to support co-ops.

14.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's fitting that a bird named Greta hates me (same name as my father's wife)

13.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chloe is my chauffeur this weekend and it's been wonderful. I think my new goal in life is to be a passenger princess.

13.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I realized what I forgot: my badge to get into the building.

13.03.2026 12:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you want to do me a solid, you can come to @pawtucketmarket.bsky.social tonight and buy all of my bread so I don't have to carry it home.

330pm-730pm

We have workshops, tattoos, birds, and some really cool vendors.

13.03.2026 11:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I look so awkward on this bus because I had to bring my market wagon with me (I'm doing a market later and need it to transport the bread)

13.03.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

If this goes well, I'll be at work for 835am, so approximately a 1 hour commute for what is normally a 20 min drive.

13.03.2026 11:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm taking the bus to actual work today. I'm excited to not drive but also nervous because this is my first time doing a transfer and omg what if I miss my connecting bus?!

13.03.2026 11:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good in theory but he would never program again because his wrists would be sore and then we wouldn't be able to pay our mortgage and we'd end up homeless.

12.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was spoiled because when I was in college and on my dad's fancy Penn State insurance, it covered 6 massages/year with a chiropractor's referral.

12.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I frequently fantasize about booking a massage because it's the only thing that actually shuts off my brain and helps me relax and reset. Unfortunately, I feel like every time I price them, they're even further from my budget and I can't even be mad about it because LMTs deserve to make a living.

12.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

At least when I'm getting "May I speak to the business owner?" I know there's a real person who is dead inside on the other line and can empathize. Bring back telemarketers!

12.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep getting alerts from Credit Karma and other credit thingies being like "your credit score has gone down!" It went from a 802 to 759. I think I'll be okay.

12.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Google AI just can't comprehend that I WANT my emails to match my IRL diction.

12.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think my least favorite thing about AI is the fact that it's just automatically inserted into my life. I have 8 email inboxes that I actively use (not including my barely monitored ones) and having to go in and turn off "Smart Features" has been such a pain in the ass.

12.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Penn State Plans to Sell State College Regional Airport to Centre County Airport Authority The Centre County Airport Authority would acquire full ownership of State College Regional Airport under a proposed sale approved by the authority's board

Wonderful. Now add nonstop flights from SCE to PVD so I can be less cranky when I visit family and friends.

www.statecollege.com/articles/loc...

12.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just read all of these comments in the same accent of the mountain boy who said "PBR?! Dass a gewd burr" when his friend was talking about getting crunk off of Pabst Blue Ribbon. That is literally one of two memories I kept from my time as Trap & Skeet Club Treasurer.

11.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And of course the FB comments are people who are like "wEll i jUmP in thar aLL da tyme n i nEvEr hUrT mYsELf" in addition to people who clearly didn't read the article to understand why it's negligence.

11.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Their employees are paid $9/hr so no wonder there wasn't one around to help her.

Honestly, $50K is not enough compensation. Get Air's attorneys would be wise to settle before Taddy's attorney ups the ask.

11.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's been over 7 years since the original waiver was signed. The injured party is an adult now. I am dumbfounded that the attorney thinks this is a good argument.

11.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
State College Area Trampoline Park Sued After Woman Says She Broke Her Back in Foam Pit A woman's lawsuit against a State College area indoor trampoline park and its parent company alleges that she broke her back when she jumped into a foam

"Get Air claims that prior to the incident, Taddy’s mother had signed a waiver on her behalf in 2018 for all future visits in which she agreed β€œnot to sue” the franchise or its parent company for any claims or liabilities." WOW.

www.statecollege.com/articles/loc...

11.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

According to Google translate, it's not made up and is actually Indonesian

11.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

I've heard that AI just makes things up if it doesn't know the answer but making up a new language seems extreme

11.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jk there isn't a bus to my office at all on weekends. Which makes sense because what on Wampanoag Trail is even open on Saturdays.

11.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Real talk though: if any experienced bicyclists have tips to ease my anxiety about biking to work, I will take any and all.

11.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Biking could be fun. I'm not an experienced cyclist though so probably not the safest option. Still tempting.

11.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Saturday is equally a struggle because the bus doesn't run early enough for me to take it to work on Saturdays.

11.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If you see someone with like 80 lbs of bread on the R Line on Friday, say hi. It'll be me.

(My truck is mad at me)

11.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was feeling really good about this week and then today happened and we've done $14 in sales.

11.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But the animal protein seems excessive and is a great reminder that "Use It or Lose It" just encourages wasteful spending.

11.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0