Ow my economy hurts
Ow my economy hurts
what advice would I give my younger self?
drink water and never install slack on your phone
Desperately trying to find the Baudrillard gun astronauts edit.
this is a podcast
@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @swolecialism.bsky.social 10
Me during any random one on one with my boss.
Murdering cats is also a red flag!
Cattle mutilation is a red flag.
Iβm sorry if sheβs going to call you more but Iβm giving up your mom for lent.
Like I think I figured out how boys get cooties, itβs because theyβre huffing too many farts.
I can, those are the best! I love squeaky or creaky meows.
therapy 2026 challenge
Yes!
My boss keeps telling me to work less!
You need to move to France
Winter sounds like a really bad season for the olympics, maybe they should do it when itβs nice outside instead of cold and gross?
it makes me so sad to think about all the unfortunates who use a poor people phones and see the ugly versions of the cute little emojis, like are their emotional states ok???
Big up DJ Yakub massive.
I donβt want to start discourse or anything but have you ever seen a bottom try to pack a suitcase, itβs pathetic! She couldnβt even figure out how to work the straps.
babe you really need to stop singing cum town bits in the grocery store, yes weβre in france but you still canβt do that (I honestly had to say this fifteen minutes ago)
hello fellow gay ass posting artists
Hey babe I just donβt think youβre cut out to not be haunted by sleep demons, Iβm sorry itβs not them itβs you. No, donβt worry they arenβt the paralyzers just the you never get to sleep kind. Itβs a completely different descent into madness and they think you a fit for the path to perpetual torment
can you do theJiras for me? ( work, not poly, believe s*x should be illegal )
Listening to Lana at four in the morning, youβre all fucked in my morning.
just get in the free healthcare, perfect pastries and shitty zoom copy machine
Hey babe Iβm really sorry but I just canβt be with someone whose mom is starting a podcast in 2026.
Fishes are super delicious I totally get why cats love to eat them.
Admit how good summer is now.
liar
Not a cool band!