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SaaS hobgoblin, unicode enthusiast. Raised in ATL, currently in PDX. She/her.

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Really obsessed with the dumbest people in the world somehow occupying the Pitt subreddit.

06.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Hieroglyphics with translation texts below them that reads

I made my body evolve through my own effectiveness.

I am the one who made me. I built myself as I wished, according to my heart.

Hieroglyphics with translation texts below them that reads I made my body evolve through my own effectiveness. I am the one who made me. I built myself as I wished, according to my heart.

Just reminded myself how hard the ending of Coffin Text Spell 714 goes

07.03.2025 10:06 πŸ‘ 6347 πŸ” 2380 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 100

The arm haunch.

06.03.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two Hockney prints, both showing Southern California architecture in surreal colors.

Two Hockney prints, both showing Southern California architecture in surreal colors.

A large Hockney print showing trees behind panels of glass, as if through a window.

A large Hockney print showing trees behind panels of glass, as if through a window.

I really enjoyed the Hockney exhibit at PAM.

06.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It does feel like the people running this company want to both be forum mods and leaders of a real business, and you kind of have to pick a lane.

06.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous β€˜Stop Cop City’ Protester A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...

SCOOP: Proton Mail provided Swiss authorities with payment data that the FBI then used to determine who was allegedly behind an anonymous account affiliated with the Stop Cop City movement in Atlanta, according to a court record reviewed by 404 Media.

05.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 2826 πŸ” 1541 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 382
05.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

He's making Jim Halpert face in each of these photos, it is wild.

03.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

not the most important thing going on rn by a wide margin and not something that is new information to me but nonetheless my mind keeps drifting back to the absolutely confounding idea of going on vacation to dubai

03.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 2018 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 105 πŸ“Œ 49

hell yeah, people are going to love it!

03.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But from my perspective if I was into natural dyes this sounds like a cool workshop. :)

03.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's not my craft community so this may not matter but I'd also consider clarifying if this is going to require that people have farm amounts of land to put the tips into practice and clarify that if not ("you'll learn to start your first dye gardenβ€”whether you have a farm or an apartment balcony").

03.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you wanted to adjust it, I think I'd maybe add a more specific "you'll leave with tips and tricks on how to (start your first dye plant garden from scratch or whatever)" at the end (pulling it from where it is in the middle) just because it might help people decide if that's relevant for them?

03.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's a great description!

03.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the current "top lookups" on Merriam-Webster's website, which reads:
1. chargoggagoggmanchaugg...
2. pickle
3. 800-pound gorilla
4. Chargoggagoggmanchaugg...
5. empire
6. fascism
7. symbolism

A screenshot of the current "top lookups" on Merriam-Webster's website, which reads: 1. chargoggagoggmanchaugg... 2. pickle 3. 800-pound gorilla 4. Chargoggagoggmanchaugg... 5. empire 6. fascism 7. symbolism

Was checking a spelling on Merriam-Webster, and I feel like I might have missed a headline.

03.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Got a salmon head for like $2 at H Mart and used it to make kimbap and feeling pleased with that choice.

02.03.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of multiple figurines being held. They are inspired by cuttlefish and have bright colors

Photo of multiple figurines being held. They are inspired by cuttlefish and have bright colors

Photo of a cuttlefish inspired figurine being held. It has bright colors

Photo of a cuttlefish inspired figurine being held. It has bright colors

Cuttlefish Guys!! This limited edition batch has a coloration inspired by the Flamboyant Cuttlefish. They’ll be coming soon to my shop as a part of the Ocean Guys collection :)

01.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 476 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

I think it would be in everyone's best interest if the average person deleted concepts like "dopamine" and "luteal phase" from their mind.

01.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

just became aware of this--the regime wants to clear-cut massive chunks of Oregon's old growth forests in the name of timber production.

you have until March 23rd to comment.

i know we have endless fucking things to scream at politicians about--this is an important one too.

28.02.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 2695 πŸ” 2688 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 50
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In recent years, Bilbao has quietly built a cycling network shaped by lessons from the Netherlands: calmed where it can be, protected where it must be, and always comfortable and connected.

The result? You can now pedal across the city on infrastructure made for everyoneβ€”not just the fit and brave.

01.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 519 πŸ” 138 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 24
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A children's hospital is renamed for Dolly Parton and hopes to transform pediatric care in Tennessee Dolly Parton’s name might inspire full-throated sing-a-longs to her working woman’s anthem β€œ9 to 5,” or evoke memories of thrilling days spent at her Dollywood theme park.

β€œDolly Parton Children’s Hospital did not share how much Parton donated as part of the naming announcement. But Matt Schaefer, its president and CEO, said her support would ensure β€˜every child who walks through our doors receives the treatment they deserve.’”

GOD BLESS DOLLY PARTON

01.03.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 13772 πŸ” 3024 πŸ’¬ 222 πŸ“Œ 301
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THE VHS VERSION OF THE PEOPLE'S JOKER NOW AVAILABLE ON NIFTY USB THUMB DRIVES?! WAAHHHHHH?! (l!nK b3l0w)

27.02.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 193 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3

I’m voting for the candidate who promises to imprison everyone who makes money insider trading on war.

01.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 3431 πŸ” 732 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 7

Everything is bad right now, but apparently the city is moving forward with putting the railroad back inside of Washington Park? That seems very exciting. Zoo train!

01.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
28.02.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 9117 πŸ” 2865 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 11
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Literally the only statement from an elected official I’ve read this morning worth our time. @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov take note!!

Thank you @mayor.nyc.gov @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

CC: @hebagowayed.bsky.social

28.02.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 1052 πŸ” 251 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 14

Dozens of U.S. strikes on Iran. Dunno what to say now other than my thoughts are with the Iranian civilians under fire. What a nightmare.

28.02.2026 07:22 πŸ‘ 4767 πŸ” 1054 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 6
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[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

26.02.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 6153 πŸ” 1247 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 71

The Madani camp picking a photo in which he’s making almost Jim Halpert face is cracking me up.

26.02.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
stanley tucci with members of the gold medal winning USA women's hockey team

stanley tucci with members of the gold medal winning USA women's hockey team

crying in the club* (*at my desk) bc stanley tucci took the USA women's hockey team out for a meal at his favorite restaurant and they gave him his own jersey

26.02.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 10649 πŸ” 1641 πŸ’¬ 130 πŸ“Œ 290