I never felt more angry at the world for not making me Tuesday. So I did it myself.
06.03.2026 21:34
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I never felt more angry at the world for not making me Tuesday. So I did it myself.
In the 7th grade, I went on a field trip and fell for a girl named Adriana. She could barely remember my name and kept telling me about a girl she was obsessed with named Tuesday. I wanted to be Tuesday so bad.
.. I’ll tap but just once
Baby are you okay? You’ve barely abused any of your I-frames
It is so boring. Absolute waste of money. Returned it after 40 minutes.
I Flunked My College Entrance Exams, And Now I'm Freeloading Pathetically Off Of My Aunt And Uncle. But My Uncle's Always Busy With Work, Leaving Her Horny And Frustrated. When She Found Out About My Porn Hobby, She Demanded To Watch It With Me! Her Pussy Started Gushing And She Jumped Right On My D
with We, used to kill people hammers.. for saying things like that
I don’t believe in virginity but that’s generally how it works
I’ve heard enough get this lady their keys
Gotta get that age up before I celebrate buddy :/
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 1
Japan what the fuck
Sacre bleu where’s me cinemama
A rolling rock gathers no dust
Unironically this is how I teach music production. Nobody leaves the booth without a gape.
Haha what if we were both trannies having breakfast for dinner…
Kind of food I just woke up from a nap with my loving and supportive wife
One hit and niggas asking you if you wanna go down tot he fishing hamlet
Me and my 8pm breakfast against the world
call me dual boot the way i want two systems run on me
I’m just tired of white dudes named Chris.
Tiny goated ngl
Name??
It took these idiots a decade to figure out the sauce, let’s see if they get lost in it
Surpeme Brick for $500
I’ll wait my turn, like I always do.
I want one so bad, I’ll probably get one in a decade or so.
God forbid women have hobbies
Why the fuck did it autocorrect supremacist to Surpemacist 🤷🏿♀️
