John Rustle

the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings

It's always a lie about "the kids"
No kid has a problem with gay people, only their parents do
Everything is equally new and wondrous to kids, they accept gay and straight people equally
"The kids" is always a lie on this subject

what’s even more extraordinary is that the economy was mostly doing okay despite his absolute best efforts - as damaging as his tariffs and immigration policies are, we hadn’t tipped over into a recession

and so, unsatisfied, he decided to kick the economy in the dick with a huge oil shock

The weirdly muscular Jabba from the new Star Wars movie

When I order a quarter pounder and 20 McNuggets but ask for water instead of a coke

Hegseth needs to stand trial after this as a war criminal. Between this attack and the girls' school, there's no ambiguity. He is responsible for mass murder and must be held accountable.

Perfect encapsulation of how republicans just make shit up and get mad about it

Wooooboyyyyyy!!!!

Former VP Kamala Harris at the memorial service for Rev. Jesse Jackson:

"So let me just say, I predicted a lot about what's happening right now. I'm not into saying 'I told you so' but we did see it coming."

Yes. She. Did.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Fully believe that he hopes a terrorist attack will happen on US soil. I’ve never said that about any other president, Republican or Democratic but this man just does not give a fuck.

Meme of Squidward with a desperate face and the text "when i1m in a... competition" Meme text "when i'm in a NAZI DICK RIDING competition and my opponent is JOHN FETTERMAN

He's putting up record job losses, driving the country into a war he can't even explain, and was credibly accused of raping a teenager in the Epstein files released yesterday - so of course it's time to try and ruin more trans people's lives

I’m sure if Biden posted late one Sat night that he wanted the governor of Louisiana to rush a hospital ship to Greenland for a serious medical emergency in their populace at a time when we had no hospital ships available and there was no emergency the media would also ignore it.

Congress is not only a retirement home but it’s also become the largest gatherings of cucks in the entire country. What a bunch of useless motherfuckers.

The only thing he’s a fan of is being a cuck for Republicans

Fetterman is already a yes lmao

He’s made a complete dipshit of himself these past few days. Imagine getting fired from your job and ending up replaced with him lmao

Rather fitting that she gets replaced with TwoFirstNames Mullin who’s made a complete dipshit of himself these past few days. Probably helps that he constantly eats Trump’s fat orange ass.

Well would you look at that

Is it only me, or are these people becoming harder to imagine as ones we can peaceably share a society with?

I think we should just go ahead and formally abolish the Senate, because this current thing where they don't do their jobs but draw a paycheck isn't really working for me

Really amazing how these types of gross chats always seem to be an ongoing thing amongst republicans

Ironically….. Israel provides its citizens with UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE…. Free tuition as you mention…. while Americans enjoy nothing…… but….More Aid to Netanyahu

Amazing to watch our country completely cuck itself for Israel. We don’t have money for universal healthcare, or free college tuition, but we have enough to help Israel with its dumbass war. What a shithole country we’ve become.

That's right. You got no leg to stand on, Newsom supporters. Shut your hole. We don't need anti trans anti homeless greaseball shit. North Carolina is purple, it's not some blue stronghold.

Matt Walsh is having an absolute public meltdown today.

Meiselas: Trump is a parody in the most extreme sense of the boogeymen MAGA created to go after Dems. He’s quite literally all of it. He covers up the pedo ring. He starts wars everywhere. He uses government to tread on people.

He's the most extreme example of what they claimed they wanted to stop.

oh hey look more proof positive that the best response to a trump lawsuit is “fuck you, make me.” hope everyone who gave in without a fight feels like the utter rubes they are.

The Department of Education has hung a massive banner honoring a racist college dropout who built a lucrative career out of targeting professors for harassment

Just assuming the epic fury at Biden for the tragic American deaths withdrawing from a war will not be matched for starting one.