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Butch Mechanism

@balambsprings

Queer dummy who rarely learns from mistakes. He/They. Music, film, D&D, photography, queer hotties. But let’s be honest, this account is for horny posting. Definitely πŸ”ž β€’ 🚫 blank profiles IRLs, think twice. πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Trans rights or knife fights πŸ”ͺ πŸ“West Coast

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I need to leave this country for a minute. What if did a Dublin > Glasgow > London trip πŸ€”

07.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTor-ti-lla deliciosa”

07.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They phunked too close too my heart πŸ˜”πŸ‘Š

07.03.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey where is the love?

07.03.2026 05:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay as long as Frozen made the long list

07.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Correct

07.03.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am furious to be considering the Black Eyed Peas this much

07.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

😘😘😘

07.03.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I trust your gaming insights implicitly 😌

07.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screen grab of the PSN store for the game β€œstroke the dik-dik”. A small ungulate, the dik-dik, appears in a blue background while the text β€œstroke the dik-dik”floats beside it

Screen grab of the PSN store for the game β€œstroke the dik-dik”. A small ungulate, the dik-dik, appears in a blue background while the text β€œstroke the dik-dik”floats beside it

06.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly!

06.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ask not for whom the burger smashes

06.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Struggling through the jank of Alan Wake 1 so I can get to the sequel. But I might just watch a recap video because ooof

06.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

I prefer to eat as close to two dimensions as possible tbqh

06.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do gay people have as many opinions on smash burgers as straight people do?

06.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I’m curious now!

06.03.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just the first 2-3 episodes so far!

06.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Even so, the soundtrack is still pretty great on the Netflix version!

06.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well I’m obsessed with everyone already but a big fan of Orla and obviously Sister Michael

06.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s exactly what I need!

06.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I should have started Derry Girls a long time ago

06.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

*Deep Impact

05.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But which blockbusters? Volcano? Independence Day? Massive Impact? Fifth Element?

…I should do the same

05.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

What a clown show.

Usually I really like me dentist office (queer-owned, hires a lot of people new to the country, discounts for folks with poor/no insurance) so I was kinda hoping they’d be reasonable.

05.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Right? I can barely walk much less get in the exam chair. And they want two days notice for a cancellation. What am I supposed to do?

05.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Basically predatory.

05.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Annoyed my dentist charged me almost $200 to cancel an appointment I physically cannot get to

05.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

All this started so I could be heels up! The universe has sense of humour.

05.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so hyped for how messy season 3 is going to be

05.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing her in a week. I am so tempted to buy the butt plugs.

05.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0