Butch Mechanism

Road closures due to snow. Hopefully it’s clear for you tomorrow!

Well. The show is postponed to September 😭

Taking a couple straight friends to the Peaches show tonight

I hope your pizza also healed 🫂

Sound psychiatric advice

Don’t mind if I do!

Homeopathy claims “like heals like”.
Which is why D-epression is treated by D-ominoes (I like bad pizza)

Did Sephiroth…do this?

Who among us does not also hate the Supreme Court?

Caught a friend’s showing of Desperate Living. Inject Mink Stole screaming right into my veins 😍

Oh what show? I’m clearly out of the loop 😅

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything filmed on Davie that wasn’t a documentary about Davie

You deserve it. We all do!

A young Julia Roberts cheeses in a bubble bath while listening to a yellow Walkman in a scene from Pretty Woman (I think, I’ve never seen it.)

How your email finds me

Bosses are doing some mildew remediation so now I’m WFB (working from bath)

Your ДЕок JND 0.0021 Genuinely remarkable. You sailed past the theoretical human limit like it owed you money. I'd accuse you of cheating but I don't actually know how you'd cheat at this.

Endorse me for “good at colours”

He just needs to work hiking in there somehow, then it’ll really nail it.

And she was right!

“Door unlocked, ass up”
There. I did it in 18 characters.

Hot gay Summer "the sky is a strange, intoxicating blue. Light floods the new leaves, and the morning sunshine warms my soul. When March comes around, I realize my heart is healed after so much sad pain". March is the first taste of spring when we begin to see the temperatures warm up and the days get longer. It's the season of rebirth. Maple syrup production is up. The Birds have returned. March is a peak transitional period - the start of human mating season. And since humans are continuous breeders... In the spirit of March, donation is a beautiful way to channel that rising energy. Every act of giving spreads kindness, strengthens our community, and brings warmth as we welcome the new season

Hey Vancouver? Be a greasy cumdump like regular people, my god.

Well that’s all of Irish history wrapped in 3 seasons I think

When did Polygon become one of the most obnoxious game rags?

Dracula Richter and Maria

Dracula

Death

Alucard

we watched the CASTLEVANIA all-female revue musical tonight

I need to leave this country for a minute. What if did a Dublin > Glasgow > London trip 🤔

“Tor-ti-lla deliciosa”

They phunked too close too my heart 😔👊

Hey where is the love?

Okay as long as Frozen made the long list

Correct

I am furious to be considering the Black Eyed Peas this much