Archie McPhee

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Frog String Lights product shot with the retail box and all ten frogs spread out along the wire. Box is teal and green with a window showing the frogs packed inside. Specs on the package: 6 feet long, warm white LEDs, two AA batteries not included, indoor use only. Battery pack visible at one end. Each frog stands upright with that same pot-bellied, slightly confused posture that makes them weirdly endearing even when they're off.

String of glowing green frog lights against a dark forest backdrop. Each frog is translucent with a round belly, stubby little arms, flat feet, and golden eyes that give them a vaguely bewildered expression - like they just showed up and aren't sure what's expected of them. The warm white LEDs inside make them glow an almost radioactive green.

New product! Frog Lights! Light up your lilypad! mcphee.com/products/fro...

A set of tiny seagulls and a tiny pack of fries. Behind them, the package they came in labelled "Itty Bitty Flock of Seagulls"

New item! Itty Bitty Flock of Seagulls! It even comes with a tiny pack of fries for them to scavenge.
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A set of four howling wolf figurines in various poses is displayed in front of their package. The packaging has a starry background and the text "Howling Wolves with Glow Moon." The figurines appear to be howling at a plastic glowing moon hanging from a string.

New item! Howling Wolves Playset! Includes a tiny glow-in-the-dark moon you can hang from a string... for howling purposes. This, and all our other itty bitty products, are 20% off this weekend on our website. Awwwoooo! mcphee.com/products/how...

A package of 4 shrimp clips. Then, below, the top half of a woman's head. She has two shrimp clips in her hair. They look like real shrimp.

New item! Shrimp Clips for your hair! Get ready for a shrimp coif-tail!
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A set of four rain frog figures dressed in Christmas outfits, including one in antlers. Package in the background labelled "Merry Christmas Frogs"

Ho, ho, ribbit! Get a set of Christmas Frogs to help supercharge your holidays.
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An axolotl-themed back scratcher with a pink handle and a cartoonish axolotl head at the top. The text "AXOLOTL BACK SCRATCHER" is displayed above.

New item! Axolotl Back Scratcher! Scratch your itches with axolotl fronds.
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A package of "Pacific Northwest Salmon Candy Canes" featuring striped orange and white candy canes, with a graphic of a salmon fish.

Get 20% off all our candy this weekend using coupon code CANDY2025! This includes Salmon Candy Canes and Pickle Canes!
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A package of "Pacific Northwest Salmon Candy Canes" featuring striped orange and white candy canes, with a graphic of a salmon fish.

Get 20% off all our candy this weekend using coupon code CANDY2025! This includes Salmon Candy Canes and Pickle Canes!
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A package of four small toy UFOs, featuring a vibrant green and a whimsical design, is displayed against a cosmic-themed background. Each UFO is paired with a greenish base, resembling a beam of light, and is part of a set of four.

Itty Bitty UFOs want to be taken to your tiniest leader.
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Two hands wearing realistic shrimp finger puppets. One is light orange, the other is dark orange. Text above says "Finger Shrimp"

There's a 20% off sale on all our finger puppet sets this week. Including our best-selling Finger Shrimp! Sale is online only until midnight 11/23/25. Does not include bulk boxes.
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A festive set of four rain frog figurines dressed for Christmas. The figures include one wearing a Santa hat and holding a gift, another with reindeer antlers, and one in a sweater holding a candy cane. The packaging features a holiday-themed background with decorations. The product is called "Merry Christmas Frogs"

Merry Christmas Frogs are dressed for the holidays, but the spirit might not be quite there.
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Plastic orange goldfish arranged in an appealing way on a printed water backdrop.

They are delightfully orange.

A box of Pacific Northwest Salmon Candy Canes, featuring orange and white striped candy canes, is displayed alongside an illustration of a salmon. The packaging prominently features the product name and a graphic of the fish. These taste like salmon.

Get 20% off all our candy canes if you order before midnight PST on Sunday! Includes Salmon, Pickle and Chicken Soup flavored candy canes! Online only sale.
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Four rain frog figurines dressed in camping gear, gathered around a small campfire. The frogs are holding various camping items, such as a walking stick and mugs, with a natural backdrop. The text says, "CAMPING FROGS

New item! Camping Frogs! These frogs are happy to get away from it all.
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Text says, "Bigfoot Back Scratcher" and below is an extendable back scratcher that has Bigfoot's foot on the end to do the scratching.

Man using Bigfoot Backscratcher to scratch his back. The foot is turned sideways, instead of using the nails to scratch.

New item! Bigfoot Back Scratcher!
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Ah, man, the memories!

oh how i enjoyed our trip to @mcphee.com today

bought some crows & tiny gargoyles 🫱🏼‍🫲🏽💜

This is Archie @mcphee.com's lane! Stray into it and you will face the wrath of the Giant Rubber Chicken!

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A bag of 10 tiny orange goldfish.

New item! Itty Bitty Goldfish!
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A venus flytrap figure with an open mouth. The leaves are arranged in such a way that it appears to be meditating in its pot.

New item! Meditating Venus Flytrap! Carnivorous mindfulness!
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Three cat figures squished into bowls. They are collectible toys. The text says "Liquid Cats"

New items! Liquid Cats! Kitty looks solid, but can be liquid under some circumstances.
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A light pink rubber axolotl toy floats in soapy water, surrounded by bubbles against a soft pink background.

New item! Axolotl Bath Toy! It's like a rubber duck, but it's an axolotl.
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Two hands, each with a shrimp-shaped finger puppet on the tip of a finger. One is light orange and one is dark orange. Text says, "Finger Shrimp"

New item! Finger Shrimp! World's greatest prawn finger puppet!

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Yeah, it’s about time for me to put together an Archie McPhee order.

A fidget toy shaped like intestines. It is filled with pink liquid and food particles.

New item! Fidget Intestines! This fidget toy is filled with pink liquid and sparkly food particles!
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It does!

A toy peanut car driven by a capybara with an orange on its head.

New item! Capybara in a Peanut!
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A hand with four finger puppets designed to resemble squirrels, featuring different colors: orange, brown, and gray. The background consists of greenery.

Your hand is the tree and these cute squirrels live on the finger branches.
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A person's hand is shown holding a novelty finger puppet shaped like a nose. The text above reads "NOSE FINGER PUPPETS."

You have so many finger puppets to choose from, but discerning customers pick the Nose Finger Puppet!
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