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Carl Bullard

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I turn cookies into code. I play video games, badly.

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The Anakin and Padme meme joking about how I'm bundled up for a blizzard and my dog wants to do nothing but play in the yard.

The Anakin and Padme meme joking about how I'm bundled up for a blizzard and my dog wants to do nothing but play in the yard.

What it's like owning a Springer Spaniel in a blizzard:

25.01.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Probably my fave:

youtu.be/Yq7FKO5DlV0

31.12.2025 14:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're so free when we have to watch 80s level bootlegs of the news...

23.12.2025 14:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Krampus riding next to St Nick in an open top car while carrying a basket of children in the back.

Krampus riding next to St Nick in an open top car while carrying a basket of children in the back.

Gruß vom Krampus!

06.12.2025 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?

CHRIS MURPHY: So what?

20.11.2025 13:10 πŸ‘ 24554 πŸ” 5181 πŸ’¬ 1461 πŸ“Œ 929

If you knowingly engaged with a man who raped children, you should be held accountable.
I do not care what letter is next to your name.
I do not care how you vote.
I do not fucking care.
This is bigger than politics.
This is about the survivors.
This is about justice.
The. End.

20.11.2025 03:54 πŸ‘ 3001 πŸ” 526 πŸ’¬ 106 πŸ“Œ 20

RIP to a real one

29.10.2025 20:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

09.10.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 55912 πŸ” 22625 πŸ’¬ 1874 πŸ“Œ 2155
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Norway braces for Trump’s reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize US president may impose tariffs, demand higher Nato contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says

I can't believe this is a real headline

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

09.10.2025 18:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not how science works bruv

09.10.2025 17:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A truth post from Donald Trump saying the Mayor of Chicago and the Governor of Illionois should be imprisoned for not protecting ICE officers.

A truth post from Donald Trump saying the Mayor of Chicago and the Governor of Illionois should be imprisoned for not protecting ICE officers.

"Sir this is an Arby's"

08.10.2025 17:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Both could be true.

04.10.2025 19:00 πŸ‘ 3440 πŸ” 686 πŸ’¬ 314 πŸ“Œ 30

Says the assholes that use their policy disagreements as leverage

30.09.2025 00:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a dumb weirdo yells at a kid mowing a lawn

a dumb weirdo yells at a kid mowing a lawn

"AMELIA EARHART IS THE ZODIAC"

27.09.2025 00:27 πŸ‘ 484 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 7

30% of Fox viewers are clinically brain dead.

20.09.2025 01:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you tried swimoutlet.com?

05.09.2025 12:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s wild living in the Information Age and the Dark Age at the same time.

05.09.2025 11:56 πŸ‘ 2022 πŸ” 472 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 51
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a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera . ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .

When you hear the "Dallas Sucks" chant through the tv
#flyeaglesfly

05.09.2025 04:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Missed: Eagles football
Haven't Missed: Birds taking it to the friggin wire
#flyeaglesfly

05.09.2025 04:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The party that wants to do nothing on gun violence, climate change and income inequality promises to do something about these damned paper straws

06.08.2025 16:45 πŸ‘ 2893 πŸ” 616 πŸ’¬ 99 πŸ“Œ 22

Voters:
We want lower prices and healthcare.

Trump:
Here’s a billion dollar airplane, a ballroom and a nuke plant on the moon.

06.08.2025 01:17 πŸ‘ 1902 πŸ” 415 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 20
'Chimp Crazy' Missouri woman to remain in jail after admitting to secret ape

'Chimp Crazy' Missouri woman to remain in jail after admitting to secret ape

I heard there was a secret ape
The state of missouri caught on tape
But you don't really care for primates, do you

26.07.2025 12:27 πŸ‘ 348 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 7

We’re gonna get paid to take prescription drugs now?

23.07.2025 00:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: A Trump DOJ investigation has found that this photo does not exist, and if you saw it, no you didn’t

08.07.2025 15:40 πŸ‘ 3955 πŸ” 990 πŸ’¬ 132 πŸ“Œ 40

Stripping the country for parts…

25.06.2025 23:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A crushed empty can of Narragansett Lager

A crushed empty can of Narragansett Lager

We’re gonna need a bigger boat

20.06.2025 23:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Next we gonna put lead back in the pipes?

19.06.2025 22:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No we don’t hate the country. We just hate you.

10.06.2025 16:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What could possibly go wrong…

10.05.2025 23:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

600

05.05.2025 13:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0