I personally can’t wait for Markwayne Mullin to testify at regular oversight hearings.

> @benstiller.redhour.com

I can’t do this anymore

an "executive" smile!

They don’t care if Russia is helping Iran because this is all to distract from Epstein.

At least Kristi Noem will always have her 'perfect' Texas teeth Let's take a second to remember one of former DHS head's Texas misadventures.

All about Kristi Noem's visit to Smile Texas in Sugarland to get her teeth fixed. Hysterical. And love that smile. www.chron.com/culture/arti...

Bill Clinton has a call to action at the memorial service for Rev. Jesse Jackson:

"You have to ask yourself 'what did Jesse Jackson do that I admire most, that moved me most, and what can I do right now that would maybe be as good as what he did then?' That's what we're all facing here."

I am in no way qualified to be a United States Senator and you should not vote for me for the Senate or for any other elected office. But I really don't see what would make me *less* qualified to be a Senator than Graham Platner.

Barack Obama honoring Jesse Jackson: Because of his courage, his audacity, that that two decades later, a young black senator from Chicago's South Side would even be taken seriously as a candidate for the presidential nomination.

Obama is so good. Miss this man.

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

These replies were beautiful

it goes underdiscussed that leavitt is genuinely a terrible spokesperson; her whole, entire job is to sell the president's message to the public and she is comically awful at it. i'll give her that the president's message is usually incoherent and insane, but, still

And maybe they'll even get a Dave to fill in for a few days, to give themselves time to get all their pardon ducks in order.

I knew my family switching to hybrid cars would be a good investment in the long run, but I didn't think the long run would get here so soon.

Kennedy: "I was stunned when Noem answered categorically that the president approved every single bit of it. Later that day, I got a call from President Trump. He was mad as a mamma wasp ... she was dead as fried chicken."

Tragedy and farce, at the same time.

What was the name of that Star Trek movie where captain Kirk and all the old guys are hanging out with the next generation crew for One Last Ride

Kamala Harris: "I predicted a lot about what's happening right now. I'm not here to say 'I told you so,' but we did see it coming."

It’s Ukraine’s turn to ask if we even said “thank you”.

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Former President Bill Clinton mentions and points to his wife Hillary and the crowd cheers at Rev. Jesse Jackson's memorial service.

do you buy anything that contains plastic

I definitely want to hear more deep thoughts from the guy who claimed Elon Musk's purchase of twitter would "extend the light of consciousness"

Buddy, groceries are expensive as hell, I just paid $9 for deodorant at Walgreens and Americans are about to see a giant spike in gas prices. But hey, you spend all the money you need on bombs. I’m sure we’ll all keep quiet and not be mad.

If you had an unlimited supply you wouldn't be meeting with defense contractors. You'd have what you needed and wouldn't need to meet.

"We have a virtually unlimited supply of the things I called the CEOs of some of the largest companies in the planet to complain they're not making enough of."

Trump: "We just concluded a very good meeting with the largest U.S. Defense Manufacturing Companies where we discussed Production and Production Schedules. They have agreed to quadruple Production of the 'Exquisite Class' Weaponry in that we want to reach, as rapidly as possible, the highest levels of quantity. Expansion began three months prior to the meeting, and Plants and Production of many of these Weapons are already under way. We have a virtually unlimited supply of Medium and Upper Medium Grade Munitions, which we are using, as an example, in Iran, and recently used in Venezuela. Regardless, however, we have also increased Orders at these levels. The Companies represented were the CEOs of BAE Systems, Boeing, Honeywell Aerospace, L3Harris Missile Solutions, Lockheed Martin, Northrop Grumman, and Raytheon. The meeting concluded with another meeting scheduled in two months. States all over the Country are bidding for these new Plants. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP"

Trump: "We just concluded a very good meeting with the largest Defense Manufacturing Companies ... We have a virtually unlimited supply of Medium and Upper Medium Grade Munitions, which we are using, as an example, in Iran, and recently used in VZ. Regardless, however, we also increased Orders."

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