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Bad news, my fellow kids.

Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

After the McDonald's CEO goofed, now all these fast-food CEOs are jumping in with their burger-eating videos, trying to show off how much they love their 'product.'

The next logical step would be sex toy CEOs giving their best products a test drive.

Let's get viral.

I applied for a job today. 🤢 Imagine wanting to contribute labor to whatever the fuck this world is.

That infinite number of monkeys typing on typewriters finally had a hit.

I hope the Jets sent Breece Hall a big bouquet of flowers with a note that says sorry

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Someone make me not watch this. I'm weak. Send help.
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I can't wait for NFL franchises to start tanking like dynasty teams, trading every guy over 25 and accumulating 40 picks in the upcoming year's draft.

U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war.

The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints.

One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

10000% chance they add at a RB via free agency. And prob a day 3 draft pick as well

"How was your weekend?"

*wandering around my house muttering "baby jane doe" a la Katherine LaNasa from The PITT*

You cannot talk like this about any other minority in America.

And if it was any other president’s adviser who said something like this about any other minority, it’d be the instant end of their presidency.

*Watching Mumford & Sons perform*

"OK, which one is the dad?"

The U.S. Senate must be clear: no war with Iran.

Arkansas RB Mike Washington matches his fellow Razorbacks alumnus Darren McFadden with a 4.33 40.

Not a bad comp too. Same height as Run DMC, but Washington has an extra 10 pounds.

A blue wave in the midterms? A blue tsunami?

More like Trump is setting up a red wedding. And Dem leadership couldn't be less deserving.

Price has more shake, balance, footwork and can create plays, while Love gets most of his wins out of pure agility, burst and speed. It's not a knock on Love. They're both monsters. But more of a 1a, 1b ranking of them as opposed to a lot of 1 Love, 2 Price rankings I'm seeing.

I like Jadarian Price over Jeremiyah Love.

I was hit by a snowball once. It's something I'll never forget

Watching the SOTU makes you a masochist.

Felt the same those couple olympics we didn't win gold in basketball tbh. Thankfully we eventually got our shit together

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If I saw the US lose to Canada, or anybody for that matter, at American football in the gold medal game in my lifetime. Just take me out.

A ★★★½ review of Is This Thing On? (2025) This is a poor man's "Eternal Sunshine." Perhaps a very poor man, depending on how much you love ESotSM. It's a live-action BoJack Horseman movie! Sorry, Will Arnett. It isn't. Well, maybe it's tangen...

This is a poor man's "Eternal Sunshine." Perhaps a very poor man, depending on how much you love ESotSM.

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When a spam email hits my Gmail inbox. I'm always like you catch a million everyday but this gets past you?

Imagine being someone who is swayed election to election from one party to another.

I guess the takeaway here is institutional morality--an oxymoron if there ever was one--depends on which way the wind is blowing.

Matcha tastes like grass clippings from the lawnmower bag. You can keep that. Don't @ me.

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