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An edited screenshot of Wikipedia. Within the "Behavior" section, an image caption reads: "This opossum is feigning death because it learned what a VLIW pipeline is."

A screenshot of the UNIX v4 filesystem hierarchy. Two folders are visible: “fort” (referring to Fortran), and “games”.

little known fun fact: UNIX v4 ships with Fortnite games

be nice to the possum

usually commit it, if it’s something I maintain! or in .git/info/exclude if it’s for work/etc

person at vendor: Hey, do we have this feature?
me: I’m not sure, maybe ask your teammate
person at vendor: No worries, I’ll ask them

teammate at vendor: Hey, $FIRST_PERSON just asked if we have this feature, do you know?

Kevin Nguyen @knguyen ... Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave" • a Slave Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm Delete Edit event » 5:27 PM • Feb 23, 2014

It’s finally over

even Jia Tan had the decency to keep his tests out in the open :/

Idk #art #furry #mcr

all of my posts are formulated to induce maximum confusion upon any recruiters who have the displeasure of discovering my social media

yeah nier: automata is pretty good I guess but imagine if it had a possum in it. That would be cool i think

they banned asbestos because they knew it tasted too good,,,

The Guardian Mushrooms communicate with each other using up to 50 'words', scientists say James "Sonny" Crockett @aa... . 58m [mushroom group chat] Σ: (misspelled symbol) Σ: (corrected symbol) Ø: (misspelled symbol) Δ: (misspelled symbol) [ changed the group name to (misspelled symbol)]

i finally got around to implementing character sprites, therefore, Error Joseph is now real and can jumpscare me

(sprite @yummypillow.art who put an unreasonable amount of effort into this)

absolutely! the alarmingly greasy paper bag full of fries is part of the experience

PS C:\git>git morg --continvoucly

introducing Europeans to Five Guys. so far, the group’s reaction has been silence. afraid the grease may have traumatized them

Congratulations 💜

I use a mac to capture footage from my gaming pc, and I didn't realize it was applying the stupid facetime hand gesture effects to my gameplay capture

someone just said bits 6:7 and im disappointed my ears perked up

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

someone took a normal outlet reciprocal and put a CAT5 cover over it

I don’t think that’s what they meant by power-over-ethernet

judging how buggy the animation and presentation is, I’m not confident even Apple knows this feature exists

A screenshot of Maps viewing downtown Austin. A forecast overlays is present. It’s currently cloudy with a 0% chance of rain. The temperature is 14 Celsius, with a low of 13° and high of 23°.

today I learned you can long-press (not single tap!) the AQI indicator in Maps:

The hidden history of UEFI Secure Boot is (a) being better at having pre-meetings with vendors than Microsoft was and (b) a shitload of rum from plastic bottles in a restaurant in Taipai but some day we need to write this up because everything that happens in this industry is funnier than you think

they should make a version of GitHub with lower downtime. we could do better I think

A screenshot of “Rovo”, Jira’s annoying chatbot. The user asks a question: “What other tickets can I do today?” It responds: “WOOF!! 🐾 woof-woof-woof RUFF RUFF bark bark”

is Jira okay?

Error: entity released

...horrifying message without context, thank you

The Only Display Featuring Synchronous MTE

good news! your display will be upgraded from an iPhone 11 to an iPhone 17

A person in a partial fursuit (head, paws, tail) of a white folf in a snowy forest.

A person in a partial fursuit (head, paws, tail) of a white folf in a snowy forest.

A person in a partial fursuit (head, paws, tail) of a white folf in a snowy forest.

A person in a partial fursuit (head, paws, tail) of a white folf in a snowy forest.

Half arctic fox :3

#furry #fursuit #furries #fursuitfriday #fur