Sean Keane

AlleyOop.com forever!!!

My favorite business name in San Diego.

Recording a new one tonight!

I try to keep our marriage fresh by always setting the thermostat to 69.

Woodbine had the highest highs but I delivered to Dane 10x more and he wins on style points because he tipped off a roll of bills.

I don't have any memory of him being a BAD tipper. But Neil Sedaka, you were no Bokeem Woodbine.

His two career highlights are Season 2 of Fargo and giving Sean Keane a 40% tip on a simple delivery order.

Bokeem Woodbine: Great actor, great tipper.

R.I.P. to Neil Sedaka, in what has been a terrible week for celebrities I used to deliver Chinese food to. Stay safe, Bokeem Woodbine!

When did service industry people settle on “How is that tasting?” as the replacement for “How is everything?” Maybe I watch too much basketball but it makes me think of Shaq taunting Kobe about the Heat’s 2006 title.

I can report that despite seat assignments, someone was nearly stabbed in a dispute about overhead bin space.

Southwest has shifted to an “assigned seats” model, replacing their previous model of “The Oklahoma Land Rush but for cramped seats.”

Thrilled to board the BART train of the sky!
#Southwest

A stylized statement from sba (sergeant's benevolent association) president vincent vallelong. a navy blue stationary with Vincent's name and title in the top left corner and the Vice President Edmund Small's name in the upper right. uooer center is a picture of a police badge. centered and in a fancy all caps font it says: Today it is snowballs. tomorrow it could be rocks, bottles, or worse.

when you're the biggest pussy in the history of the universe

Amazon's tax bill plunges after GOP tax cuts The 87 percent drop is largely due to a more generous depreciation break in the 'One Big Beautiful Bill Act.'

Thanks to the OBBB, Amazon’s tax bill for 2025 is $1.2 billion, down from $9 billion the year before despite a 45% jump in profits.

Update: I have moved my listening speed to 1.65x because the audiobook is over 57 hours.

I only knew Eric Dane from regularly delivering Chinese food to his home, but he was a truly incredible tipper. Peeled the money of a roll of bills in his pocket, so cool. R.I.P. - you knew drama.

(porn would have been less embarrassing)

He won a World Series in 2021.

I've never accidentally played porn over a Bluetooth but I did accidentally blast "The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich" audiobook at 1.5x speed over my car speakers at the mechanic today.

Eye on Eye on the Hog from Defector.

His only real threats are Justin Bieber and Win Butler, although things could really change if Quavo ever writes a Broadway musical. No Celebrity Game MVP has ever won a Tony.

Common is the only member of the exclusive EGOASCGMVP club (Emmy/ Grammy/ Oscar/ All-Star Celebrity Game MVP).

On a related note, Common taking home his first MVP trophy in his eighth Celebrity Game is the All-Star Weekend equivalent of Oscar Robertson winning a title with the Bucks.

Anyway, Diddy was the winning coach.

After the game - which RJ’s team still lost - Frankie Muniz was upset he only got two shots, thanks to ball-hogging from Bill Bellamy, Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray, but especially the 23-year-old NBA forward who was way too excited about blocking DJ Clue’s shots.

In 2004, coming off consecutive trips to the NBA Finals, Jefferson played a stunning THIRTY-ONE minutes in the Celebrity Game, putting up 16 points, 11 boards, three steals and three blocks against Nick Carter, Roger Lodge from Blind Date, Donald Faison, Nelly, and Tom Cavanagh, AKA Ed from “Ed”

Tacko Fall paid tribute to Richard Jefferson in the All-Star Celebrity Game by playing way too hard against a team of actors, musicians, influencers, and extremely short NBA news breakers.

PICKIN MACHINES!

Congratulations to Jason “White Chocolate” Williams on his third Celebrity Game appearance, tying Hasan Minhaj, Property Brother Drew Scott, Jamie Foxx, and Lil’ Romeo.