Jared Johnson is

you asked for text: I need to solve the issue between general relativity and quantum physics. please do that. the result needs to be publishable in a peer reviewed journal and win me tenure at a prestigious university “ai” responded: thank you for your question. you are obviously extremely smart. the secret to connecting these two incredible types of physics can be found by purshasing more ram and giving it to me!

ugh I gotta find and buy ram 😔

Frame from Star Trek. William Shatner in full scenery-chewing mode, face contorted. The subtitle says: I'm Captain Kirk!

Bones and Spock crouch next to a small dog. He's dead, Jim.

Having a great time rewatching The Original Series.

Scrooge McDuck is an example of nominative determinism, as he did in fact grow up to be a Scottish Duck

I think this is a great argument, beautifully constructed

I do think “Graham Platner was a bartender who personally served some DC pundits and reporters and was known to them” is a pretty big part of the skeleton key to unlocking how he got so much cash and media attention so fast and why they’re so determined to stay all in on him now

I said it sounds like he's just feeding redshirts to the aliens and then Captain Kirk started to cry

I have received some branded conference favors in my time. But this is a first.

The weirdly muscular Jabba from the new Star Wars movie

When I order a quarter pounder and 20 McNuggets but ask for water instead of a coke

man on couch with feet up while woman vacuums underneath text: Gen Z males twice as likely as baby boomers to believe wives should obey husbands Global survey shows young men and boys hold more traditional views about gender roles than older generations"

This story/report needs A LOT of context. The methodology is clear that it *should not be taken as representative* of global opinion. It included only one country in Africa...South Africa. Countries it sampled weren't pop-adjusted (e.g. oversampled Japan:US >4:1) AND +
www.kcl.ac.uk/assets/news/...

We buy basically all of Mexico's oil, the overwhelming majority of Canada's oil is being pumped through those big ugly pipelines right to us- unlike the 70's, and contrary to conventional wisdom on this site, America does *not* depend on the gulf for its oil.

Money Mindset Tip #1202
If your salary doesn’t leave much money for investment after paying the monthly bills, the solution is simple: have your career become significantly more lucrative

Money Mindset Tip #517
Grow wealth like the wealthy do: always have your net worth increase by more money than you are spending

A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads ‘Maybe it will…’, the word ’Happen’ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads ‘…Today’.

Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

The American political class is utterly delusional, adrift in a dream of normality, unable to process the actual reality of events on the ground, where the US just launched a completely unprovoked war against a massive country, murdered its leadership, and demanded its conversion to a vassal state.

First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her

If you look at these men and think "that's what a genius looks like, I gotta give this guy all the money that has ever existed in the hopes that they build Roko's Basilisk and it rewards me for my unwavering faith in The Basilisk" then I'm sorry but you have the brain of a baby penguin

Has anyone said that the economy crashing is a distraction from his unpopular war yet? That’s a take we could do. That’d get traction on Threads.

This stupid fucking meme has got body shape exactly backwards. Half the fuckin population had just spent the better part of a decade being extra malnourished in the 40s while today even pogs get addicted to lifting and creatine

Whoever remains
for long here in this earthly life
will enjoy and endure more than enough.

the best

A SKELATEN IN A WORLD THAT STARTED BAD AND SEEMS TO BE GETTEN WORSE, BUT GUESS WHAT, IF YOU HATE IT THEN DONT JOIN IN BY BEING A PEACE OF SHIT!!! "BUT WHAT DO I GET IF IM NICE" YOU GET TO KNOW AT LEAST ONE NICE PERSON!!! "BUT WHAT IF I CARE MORE ABOUT THE WORLD THEN IT CARES ABOUT ME" THEN YOUR A BRIGHT STAR IN A DIM GALAXY!!!! "THE WORLD ISNT WORTHY OF MY LOVE" YEA NO SHIT IT SUCKS BUT THINK OF IT LIKE ADOPTING A DOG THATS SAD, YOU CAN MAKE IT BETTER YOURSELF DUMSHIT, STOP SUCKIN A$$ AND START KICKIN A$$ AND BEING NICE TODAY MOTHER FUCKER. DA TEXT "IVE BEEN NICE FOR A LONG TIME, GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER, I AINT GONNA STOP " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

I BEEN NICE!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

it’s only an echo chamber when it’s the left. when it’s the right they call it some bullshit like the Agora or the Town Square

"feed the kids at the costco food court" easily the cheapest family lunch out there

Really digging the new album btw; feels like the right vibe for this particular moment somehow

Mitski review – pop meets performance art in a masterful spectacle The Shed, New York CityAt a six-night residency, the singer creates an immersive world filled with wry humor and big emotions

i know people on here don't rly care about culture coverage but sharing because I'm proud I did it: reviewed Mitski's new residency at NYC's The Shed @us.theguardian.com

seeing her perform for the ninth time in 9 years (!), I feel confident saying that Mitski is in her triumphant era.

keep commenting! tear down the whole White House!

Actual lol