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πŸ’Ό Head of Customer Experience @clerk.com | prev: @vercel.com πŸ” Internet History Researcher @killedbygoogle.com πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’» AI enthusiast 🐢 Dad to Olly πŸ“ San Francisco πŸ’» codyogden.com

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Dead inside comps looks from β€œThe Wonka Experience”

Dead inside comps looks from β€œThe Wonka Experience”

just me disconnecting

08.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

so tired of yet another β€˜war’

08.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh

28.02.2026 07:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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24.02.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
I just want to say I’m kind  of glad we raised you paycheck to paycheck. Thus you weren’t tempted to kill us off early for your inheritance .    I would have hated watching you from the afterlife suffer life in prison for it.  If there is one thing I’ve learned from my dateline addiction is , no matter how smart you are, you are pretty well 99% certain to get caught for killing your parents.!

I just want to say I’m kind of glad we raised you paycheck to paycheck. Thus you weren’t tempted to kill us off early for your inheritance . I would have hated watching you from the afterlife suffer life in prison for it. If there is one thing I’ve learned from my dateline addiction is , no matter how smart you are, you are pretty well 99% certain to get caught for killing your parents.!

How we say, β€œI love you.” πŸ˜‚

22.02.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I truly hate healthcare in this country.

20.02.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The energy I’m bringing into most interactions these days.

04.02.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The company was acquired by a private equity firm. They are cutting corners every chance they get and are waiting out the clock on the one year warranty.

She was sold a lemon that has required nearly monthly warranty service calls for a year. And they will get away with it.

02.02.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’ve been after them. I call them and they send a random new tech every time to come. I chose them because they said they’ve been in business for forty years.

I call in and ask for the boss, the owner, and suddenly they tell me they’re owned by a company in Florida.”

02.02.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Had a call with my mom yesterday and it divulged into me explaining private equity.

She had her HVAC replaced last year and her heat this winterβ€”a notably cold one in Virginiaβ€”has not been consistently working.

She’s taken to going to the neighbors when her heat goes out.

02.02.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

See? Nothing.

01.02.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ’”

30.01.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s funny bc it’s true 😭😭😭

27.01.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PDF for archiving, image set for rapid distribution.

26.01.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the worst part about all of this is that I know there will never be any semblance of accountability for any of these people.

25.01.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

so proud of all my friends in minnesota

23.01.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

congrats on following through with your β€œcircle back in the new year challenge” πŸ˜‚

22.01.2026 05:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

22.01.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 15491 πŸ” 5781 πŸ’¬ 141 πŸ“Œ 1555
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every time i encounter one of these cnn clips, i'm reminded of The Birdcage.

20.01.2026 06:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the halloween blizzard of 1991 endorses that take

18.01.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Only two candidates on won’t already be or turn 60 in their four year term.

shit is bleak

17.01.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If we make it to January 20, 2029:

Kamala Harris - 64 years old
Pete Buttigieg - 47 years old
Gavin Newsom - 61 years old
Andy Beshear - 51 years old
Josh Shapiro - 55 years old
Rahm Emanuel - 69 years old

17.01.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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too passive.

we melt ice

17.01.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Employee Polygraph Protection Act - Wikipedia

No. It's a federal law.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Employe...

15.01.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

so the milk ads are white supremacy dog whistles right?

15.01.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

13.01.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 10179 πŸ” 3805 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 66

where is congress? lmao

12.01.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

voting won’t fix this

11.01.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Big β€œback in my day autism didn’t exist” vibes.

11.01.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

got to the sixth photo and said, "oh ok" out loud with a shiver. lmao

11.01.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0