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Jonathan Brandt

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I’m happily married. My home is Kearney, Nebraska. Parenting, Politics, law, college football, Zelda, Weezer, neutral milk hotel, lawyer, Builders Bars Vanilla Almond, Diet Coke. iPad Wrangler, Thespian Dad, Concerts, and Trivia. Enjoy every sandwich.

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The next time without College Football will be an election year.

31.08.2025 01:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ozamataz Buckshank

Ozamataz Buckshank

College Football is BACK

23.08.2025 16:26 👍 202 🔁 19 💬 10 📌 2

Imagine having your entire personality impacted by the Cracker Barrel logo.

21.08.2025 23:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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21.08.2025 02:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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We did this already, right?

21.08.2025 02:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He gives off big “Aunt Gladys” vibes.

19.08.2025 12:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is unamerican.

13.08.2025 03:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We Made a Kids Show For Adults
We Made a Kids Show For Adults YouTube video by Nebula

Amy’s Dead-End Dreamhouse full first episode is now on YouTube for free. I had a great time making these with @maggiemaefish.bsky.social and co., and lived as an old microwave for months to prepare for my part. Top that, Daniel Day-Lewis! #acting youtu.be/Y-hodzb3ExE?...

12.08.2025 03:08 👍 676 🔁 95 💬 8 📌 3

“OUR history”

08.08.2025 05:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mike Flood is a savvy politician who knows exactly what he’s doing.

He’s raising his profile and getting free press and it will be seen by moderates as “well, at least he’s engaging with his constituents”

07.08.2025 17:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What’s the German word for buying a ton of groceries and then ordering pizza?

06.08.2025 14:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If we can’t get Universal Health Care, could we at least get government to provide a service of coordination of care between providers, insurers, and insureds?

Like a central administration of health?

02.08.2025 17:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can we call it the “Epstein List Ballroom”?

Can a Congressperson put forth such a bill?

Can the equivalent of one minute be inexplicably removed from the dance floor?

Fur the lulz?

01.08.2025 03:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Your world will get bigger and brighter. THE LIFE OF CHUCK. From the hearts and souls of Mike Flanagan and Stephen King. (FUN FACT: It’s one of my favorite movies EVER.) Watch now on Digital. @mikeflanaganfilm.com @stephenking.bsky.social @neon-rated.bsky.social

30.07.2025 20:44 👍 4026 🔁 471 💬 175 📌 25
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Robot pretzel maker?

23.07.2025 23:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey @microsoft.com As for me and my house, we NEVER want to save to one drive.

Your insistence on it is oppressive.

23.07.2025 02:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I smell a new Coldplay song!

17.07.2025 18:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Surprised the Sphere in Vegas hasn’t figured out you could just play any music in there with awesome visuals and fill it up.

Just like a Spotify playlist and Winamp-like reactions.

15.07.2025 18:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

RIP boys Yoga Ball. #TenYears

15.07.2025 17:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Not a good sign for the President, imho.

14.07.2025 02:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I awoke to the idea of a Bloody Mary Popsicle.

13.07.2025 15:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Imagine taking Oasis lyrics seriously.

Hilarious.

12.07.2025 18:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m surprised people don’t bet on the weather.

09.07.2025 13:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A Mario Kart
Plus all the old games for you
When you have Switch 2

09.07.2025 01:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I live in a world where an AI band has 700k followers on Spotify and I’m not entirely sure if it’s just other AI bots enjoying the vibes.

09.07.2025 01:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thankful for a perfectly chilled Diet Coke in July.

Disneyland perfect.

07.07.2025 18:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Starting a Month on a Tuesday should be a crime.

02.07.2025 01:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You knew he was a snake when you let him in.

01.07.2025 21:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s Eugenics.

The whole thing.

Scrooge and his “surplus population” policy.

01.07.2025 18:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Booking flights: it would be cheaper to buy a seat for my bag, than to check the bag.

I am less expensive cargo.

30.06.2025 00:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0