Having once been a college freshman, NEVER listen to a college freshman who thinks they know things after having taken one intro course
08.03.2026 03:36
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Having once been a college freshman, NEVER listen to a college freshman who thinks they know things after having taken one intro course
The Greater Westchester County Fair! Rides and attractions! Nonstop action!
Featuring @jaythegryphon.bsky.social and his new 1999 Fiat Multipla
If only more people had read Greil Marcus on Elvis Costello in 1980!
Homer advises Bart that it’s only two *so far*
Honey, I Crunk the Kids, is that a thing
We’re a week in. Do we really still need to explain the Strait of Hormuz?
2020 illustration of Charon from Supergiants Hades slicing gyro meat
Cat, I am not worthy that you should come under my roof, but only meow the word and my soul shall be healed.
A new amicus has appeared!
INJUNCTION APPROACHING
I do think “Graham Platner was a bartender who personally served some DC pundits and reporters and was known to them” is a pretty big part of the skeleton key to unlocking how he got so much cash and media attention so fast and why they’re so determined to stay all in on him now
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chat, is it bad that instead of a refund I got a court filing that starts “see, what happened was—“
Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/
when Nickelodeon bought the building next door and expanded the studio in Burbank, they placed quotes from former creators around the campus.
This one from my all time favorite Nick show The Adventures of Pete and Pete is like the blueprint I strive for in my own writing.
African-American and Caribbean Diaspora Hawk Down
I was a college freshman when Verve Pipe’s “Freshmen” came out, pure torture
Okay, my brain is officially Bluesky-cooked because I read this cover as “SHAUN KING: LEGACY” for much too long
Spokes elder Mr Six dances in front of a bus
“Il Casino di Micchosùchi” is my favorite light opera
Gonna have to hose out the fuck plane
“I’ll fill you to the fuckin rim like Brim
I’m walking down the block and you you say, that’s him,
There goes the guy with the funky sound”
I’ve literally kicked Henry Kissinger’s ass.
One side, sold costume jewelry while rebuilding his life after escaping WW2 Galicia, got to settle down and taught high school. Other side, Navy Doc (anesthesia) serving with Marines in Pacific, then a research pharmacologist.
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September 1779, King George III is now master of the TERF Empire. Only the Continental Navy stands before him- Oceans are now queer spaces
Sea battle image from OP, with an added Blahaj shark plush breaching
Taylor & Ng mug with a stylized brown rabbit in front of a background of rabbit outlines. Art Nouveau-inspired text reads "Le Lapin".
le lapin 🤎
How to win in November
illustration of a young woman or two young woman or girls playing different arcade games, one where a automatic weapon on a pole must be used to destroy enemies on the screen (she has an ammo strap) and another tabletop game where the pac-man like creature can be seen popping out of the screen (she is very happy and jumping with joy).
illustration, beep, magazine (1988) archive.org/details/beep...
also, to the extent that people might think he *is* secretly a nazi, it is the result of:
- platner having a nazi tattoo for decades and having known for some years that it was a nazi tattoo
- participating in a long interview with a known antisemite
- approvingly retweeting another known antisemite
