Photo of a gorgeous black and tan rooster with ruffled red comb, looking at the camera with an amber eye.

That's Poe! Isn't he gorgeous?

Followed! Who is the handsome fellow in the picture?

S12E05 M.A.S.K. (Episode 150!) Podcast Episode · The Saturday Morning Podcast · February 28 · 1h 22m

NEW EPISODE! This is it, episode 150, in which we explore the world of M.A.S.K.! This is a deep dive into the creation, cast and legacy of this syndication classic. Not to mention… the pageantry!

REPOSTS APPRECIATED!

Find it here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

This but with my life

Was told in shootouts, stay low and keep firin’
Keep extra clips for extra shit

The way that y’all ignore Christian Zionists and let them off the hook has me in a low simmering rage at all times that never goes away. And every single time someone says the word Zionists I KNOW y’all are just talking about Jews.

Studio audience for Whoopi Goldberg’s Ukrainian meat machine infomercial

Too few of you realize takes about meat machine grease burns are vice signaling.

“No quarter, right, Dave & Busters uses those card things now.”

Should be a slam dunk for the other candidates to show fair play and class by denouncing this (and returning $ from any party even in the same county as the smear op.)

Unironically hope it happens; not betting the over on Polymarket though.

Realizing I left a bagel in the toaster oven:

Me and who

Hans Moleman from the Simpsons reading on the radio HELLO, THIS IS MOLE MAN IN THE MORNING. GOOD MOLE MAN TO YOU.

Good Mole Man to you

Gassing up a “Dept. of War” full of “warfighters” and they make it sound like these airmen got lost camping a week ago and the park rangers just found them. Say “killed in theater” with your chest my guy

CENTCOM using the double-softened “confirmed deceased” feels especially craven here.

It’s been half a century and no science has gotten artificial watermelon to taste right, no fucking way did it make a brain or soul in the months between Series A and B my dudes

can this be a solution?

When Israel says their violence is done to protect all Jews and make the world safer for us, we can only look at incidents like this and see that is obviously not true. They’re making it more dangerous for us EVERYWHERE.

Moderator: Dr. Reeves, we can’t just say everything leads back to our specialty.

Dr. Svenson, crab expert: AHEM.

Moderator: Yes, yes, except you, Dr. Svenson. Eventually.

Dr. Svenson: Sooner than you land crabs expect!

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

the graphic of a cat playing a guitar (glitchy bordering on the art), drawn with an art tool (art icon user interface down the right hand side of the screen).

magazine screenshot (1984) archive.org/details/tech...

Yo Papi, let me get uhhhhh a $2 scratcher, a vanilla Backwoods, and uhhh what’s that uhhh yeah a pack of that Big Penis. Oh and the soda.

screenshot of 2019 fda notice that says: Public Notification: Big Penis contains hidden drug ingredient. The Food and Drug Administration is advising consumers not to purchase or use Big Penis, a product promoted for sexual enhancement. This product was identified during an examination of international mail shipments. .

"The Food and Drug Administration is advising consumers not to purchase or use Big Penis"

Me texting my child to ask, “Can u imagine these grown men afraid of going to school like you do” and my child replying with a gif of a tiny kitten cowering in the corner of a couch.

I asked my subway riding nyc student for their thoughts:

Probably an outlier answer: my dad is a linguist, and enthusiasm about it was contagious!

vaxxed?

I was dead sure Kool Keith was genuinely insane genius in the ODB fashion. Seeing him (and working with people who arranged the concert at the college) made me realize he’s just a master showman and very chill guy.

commissions open, looking to draw your pets, your dnd characters, your favorite videogame shops, and whatever else we both think sounds sick