had/bro- pronouns for lonely people

my shitty ex thinks there is a single cohesive white culture but also that it is rude to not acknowledge the huge and meaningful cultural difference between suburban wisconsin and suburban michigan

trying to cross the aisle and appeal to the marxists

sounds like she's ready to run for congress

right? like, you know what would ease the strain on our healthcare system? less people being even able to access vaccination

A Real Man should have only one pair of jeans that he renews every 10 years like a passport

la dee dah, some little rockefeller can afford more than just one orange at christmas

Adderhadder is a fun option.

it is bad that you have an opinion on my unveiled demand for more state violence against unarmed innocent people because free speech

also i demand that anyone who implied that the death of a pro-political-violence nazi podcaster was not worse than the pulse shooting be fired INSTANTLY

Yeah, like, it's kind of a gimme. Whether you say "transgender for all" or "i think only 70% of transes should be put in big scary spike death traps" the Republicans will still accuse you of personally performing bottom surgery on toddlers. Might as well save the big scary spike death trap budget.

Oranges? Like from California? Sounds pretty woke to me.

"Listen, I just read 'more funding for ICE' and assumed they wanted to up the snow clearing budget given the storm. We've all been there."

This has gone Too Far. I demand we return to the same shit happening but with slightly more plausible deniability.

why are you excluding me from guiding your movement, i'm actually more qualified because for decades, i thought you were all big dumb idiots for caring about other people. that's an unrepresented perspective. i thought the left LIKED diversity.

lol owned

i had to look this up to confirm- you can't believe everything online now. i was shocked but this one is true- scott adams did die from tasing himself in the balls

that sounds like something i'd really enjoy on death edibles

we don't even get bitchin' cyberpunk aesthetics!

Same but I know I mean the thinking part of my brain doesn't want that knowing what chatgpt is. The monkey who loves being the smartest ape in the room is a bit more susceptible to flattery. If I was told the Machine That Knows Everything thinks I'm super smart, I might be more susceptible.

the Cargo Pant Curse

well if you wait long enough it will but then you have new problems

hey that's not fair! she cares a lot about his death, specifically how she can exploit it for more money and fame.

gotta pay those blueberry bills, and a business trip with jesus is a bigger ask than the turning point dating app

at least have the dignity to lean into the pun and go with PAWG Patrol

posting another ai generated video of him flying a plane dropping shit, but this time the shit lands on everything except a sink

goddam fucked up that the moderate compromise position on a vulnerable minority is "we'll only attack the children"

sometimes i even look at the error message and google "[program name] error [error message code]"

like if i get a button at all, can i get a button to make me pay like 30 dollars more in taxes so if she DOES want to keep the kid she gets all she needs to ensure that kid is fed, housed, clothed and cared for and she can go back to med school? that is as much button as i should have, i think

i like that she gives the button to some random bystander. not even in this fun little hypothetical do pregnant people get control over their own bodies and lives

yeah, the nuance comes in when the discussion is "How Do We Do The Right Thing," not "I Want You To Die In The Streets Because You Told Me To Be Nice To Someone That Isn't Exactly Like Me."

“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw