This screams "we needed to make a VC happy". At Techaro we totally understand where this comes from and why it would happen.
We only hope you understand when Techaro is made to do the same.
As of today, Techaro no longer merges PRs. We morg them.
Are you trying to underbid perfection?
If you can give us 5 million dollars, we'll build a competitor to Discord
Adobe
It's coming! I just uh keep adding to it. And then new things keep happening while I'm adding it. I had to read 80 more pages of court documents because things developed while I was adding something else
That's just FRU though
Interview round two is to implement an optimized final fantasy 14 crafting solver
What should be on the Techaro hiring test? Wrong answers only.
Anubisγ‘γγε―ζγ ( @techaro.lol @celphase.bsky.social )
I wish I could reply to Jerry :(
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Look, Y'shtola and G'raha are overrated. Cirina is pure.
She's aight, Cirina is my true love tho
tl;dr: We tried to be nice by throwing challenges less often for "real browsers". The bots adapted. We can't have nice things.
New version of #Anubis is out after extended pretesting to confirm issues with the default config. Those issues have been fixed and peace is hopefully restored to the kingdom: github.com/TecharoHQ/an...
At some point we may be forced to do some AI something in order to get a government grant or some kind of funding. If this happens, please don't judge us too badly, we're just trying to survive like you are and you gotta play the game.
Looking at self hosting in light of the GitHub actions changes? We've got your back.
How will this be factored into Anubis on the server side?
Anubis will store information about each honeypot session in the server state. This will be used to add weight to clients by IP address and user agent. The more hits from a /24 or /48 it gets? The more weight the request gets out of the box.
Before you ask it: Will this be configurable?
Yes. It will. Right now this is the early test version that is being used to prove the idea. Eventually this will be pluggable with your own bullshit generator using WebAssembly and CGI.
This early test version generates LinkedIn-core bullshit:
We've been holding back the latest release of Anubis to give you honeypot / garbage generation. Read the draft PR for more information.
github.com/TecharoHQ/an...
DEEZ, which stands for 'Deploy, Exercise, Evaluate, Zero-in', relies on compartmentalized testing grounds, known as 'NUT's ('Neutral User Tests'). We hope this strategy will let us synergize our buzzwords for maximum efficiency!
We've mastered the DEEZ stack at Techaro. Be afraid.
π«‘ we try to keep on keeping on so you can too!
The Simpsons "worst day of my life" meme. Top frame: "Techaro is not Enron" Bottom frame: "Techaro is not Enron yet!"
Not yet!
Techaro is not Enron
