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Neal Rice

@flakeal.so

Flake | 39, they | seattle-esque reformed computer toucher, typewriter owner, home telephone haver, breakfast eater, outside wanter (many other functions) | more at flakeal.so | icon by kresendoe | not always safe for work πŸ”ž

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So slender and can fit in anywhere, like a toilet paper roll or similar contraption

11.03.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so funny to look at art of my fursona drinking (I have about four pieces of art of this) and I just think β€œthat part of my life is over”

11.03.2026 06:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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But wait there’s more (art by vasukistoat who i cannot find anywhere)

11.03.2026 06:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It sucks so bad. I used to love shopping on the internet and they ruined it

11.03.2026 06:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Broke my animal crossing streak today, easily over like…400 days straight i think

11.03.2026 06:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

shit I love weaselflake a little too much as a shape if i’m being fully tbqh

11.03.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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daily no. 9

10.02.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 212 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I look so fucking devious here like I’m gonna unzip my hoodie to show you a bunch of stolen eggs

11.03.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I was a marten-oid once (art @kiyonescarlet.bsky.social)

11.03.2026 06:24 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

goodie for me, a dirty fucking pervert, huh huh huh

11.03.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
snapshot of Trellis' refsheet showing digitigrade legs

snapshot of Trellis' refsheet showing digitigrade legs

oh! trellis is illegal now

11.03.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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But what if Extremely Trustworthy Rabbit

10.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 795 πŸ” 181 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 0

*shoulder-checking the door, breaking it off its hinges* DEATHCLAW TRELLIS

11.03.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Comm for @thesewer.live !

11.03.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 128 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

then todd howard got pregnant with the fallout show. that's how it got created

11.03.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i didn't think that was possible but jeff bezos and todd howard did it. they made the deathclaw fuckable

11.03.2026 05:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

jesus they made the deathclaw even hotter in the fallout show

11.03.2026 05:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A giant bat laying beside a city looking up at the night sky with his ear being used as the dish for a radio telescope.

A giant bat laying beside a city looking up at the night sky with his ear being used as the dish for a radio telescope.

When you got big ears, why not put them to work while you rest.

#KurriArt #MacroMarch #Throwback
Art by @magpiarts.bsky.social

11.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

could, and would

11.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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lucky hearth

11.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 640 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

*presses my big deer snoot against your nose affectionately and chuffs real loud* bleat

11.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

MACAULAY CULKIN JUMPSCARE

11.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fallout the tv show loves false endings. it looooooves to make you think it's gonna roll credits but then it just does a hard scene transition

11.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors.

Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text:
Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a
representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. 
I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves.
Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors. Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text: Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves. Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh

Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol
subscribestar.adult/prohibited_c...

11.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 2954 πŸ” 1049 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

a beautiful moment

11.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Backside of ry standing at a cafe counter with a coffee in hand. There are espresso machines in the background, some cupcakes and other cafe goodies. My floral shirt is purple!

Backside of ry standing at a cafe counter with a coffee in hand. There are espresso machines in the background, some cupcakes and other cafe goodies. My floral shirt is purple!

Kangy in the cafe, what will they order (turmeric latte, breakfast sandwich on a jalapeΓ±o bagel)

Raffle prize graciously drawn by @kast.haus

11.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

fallout season 2 status: i wonder how you VATS target shoving a grenade in a radscorpion's hole

11.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if payment processors weren't such prudes you could stand up a credit union catering specifically to under-the-table businesses like pot shops and sex workers. but no. we gotta live here

11.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

payment processors need to process payments and literally do nothing else nor concern themselves with what the money is being used for. the fact that they have terms of service that limits what you can officially send money for is so dumb only a puritanical christian ethnostate could come up with it

11.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

sorry that sex workers are getting fucked over again though, sorry they showed their whole asses

11.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0