✨trash✨

they’re never gonna get majority approval with these rookie numbers

short sighted and lacking gumption

screenshot of a news headline that reads: LIVE US-Iran live updates: 3 US troops dead as new poll shows low approval

they’re sacrificing one per hour until morale improves

i sense a kindred spirit

the downfall of western society was solidified when mcdonalds got rid of the mcflurry spoon

well now i sure the fuck am

“there may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.” has instantly taken up permanent residency in my brain

Optimistic Lobster Tweet Backfires Amid U.S.-Israel Strikes on Iran The @LikeableLobster account tweeted, The Lobster believes that tomorrow will be better than today, earning over 36,000 likes for its feel-good vibe. On February 28, news broke of U.S. and Israeli strikes on Iranian targets near Ayatollah Ali Khamenei's offices, with explosions in Tehran and over 200 deaths reported. The Lobster followed up with an apology and a sad cartoon of itself packing up, sparking jokes about boiling it alive alongside defenses of its innocent optimism. The Lobster @LikeableLobster •4h There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster's part. The Lobster @LikeableLob... •22h The Lobster believes that tomorrow will be better than today. The Lobster @LikeableLobster-4h g The Lobster is packing it up. Sorry everybody :.

there’s probably a lesson here

- Operation Inherent Resolve
- USS Nitze Attacks Houthi Radar Sites
- Today

not an exhaustive list by any means, merely major events. if you’re curious about why it jumps from ‘16 to ‘26 it’s not because nothing happened

it’s because everything that did was a continuation of these events

- 1949 Syrian coup d’état
- Operation AJAX
- Eisenhower Doctrine
- 1958 Lebanon Crisis
- Black September
- Operation Cyclone
- Operation Earnest Will
- Operation Desert Shield
- Operation Enduring Freedom
- Operation Iraqi Freedom
- Operation Odyssey Dawn
- Timber Sycamore Created

it’s 3/19/11 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east

[redacted]/12 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east

it’s 6/15/14 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east

it’s 10/13/16 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east

it’s 2/28/26 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east

it’s 7/3/79 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east

it’s 7/24/87 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east

it’s 8/2/90 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east

it’s 10/7/01 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east

it’s 3/20/03 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east

it’s 3/29/49 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east

it’s 8/15/53 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east

it’s 3/9/57 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east

it’s 7/15/58 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east

it’s 9/17/70 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east

happy valentine's lovers don't forget your sifu's teachings

this is the highest praise i could ever conceptualize

i won’t let you down 😤

i have so many posts that i pray were not written via lathe

i can feel it in my bones that it is not yet time

if i went for it now it would be 80% of its potential

objective 1: pull the USA into a war with Iran

objective 2: ok have fun bye :)

lol

in my notes app there’s a link to a bsky post that i’ve labeled

“dunk on if WWIII starts”

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

looks like other countries have the green light to attack anyone who’s interfered with their elections

hey wait a mi-

8 months ago?

damn time flies

u sure about that greg?

it’s not too late to delete this

Greatest Hits Tour ‘26

imagine being anti-love

you hate to see it

that’s my fucking goat

ur bloodline is weak and u will never survive winter

if u watch movies in 2+ sittings i don’t trust u