all of your instagram DM’s are now public. we had already harvested them for our AI model training so it was only fair we open it up our training data for the rest of the world.
We have begun tracking active Threads users based on whether or not we have captured your personal data one way or another.
Happy to announce we now have 8 Billion active users.
Big news for you, we are putting ads in Threads now. We will be doing a lot of mouth service about the quality and organic feel of these ads, but the truth of the matter is we gotta get paid. So it’s going to be bad, and you will hate it.
Hey guys, I’m a little concerned some of you aren’t understanding that we are making these changes for money.
Go ahead, go to Bluesky or whatever, see if we care. You’ll be back, everyone always comes back when we use our vast resources to manipulate the global conversation to include our platforms.
I have to tell you guys it’s a personal favorite past time to be just the mouthpiece for whatever Mark decides we are doing. Did you see me defending our politics filter just a few months ago? Well now look at me, like I didn’t even say it.
Excited to announce our biggest news yet. Mark Zuckerberg Pregnant.
So excited to work with Dana White on our future projects! We have so many great project ideas we’d love to slap onto our roadmaps. Really looking forward to making this partnership a hit.
Sorry everyone, we took down Meta apps because too many of you were being inappropriate about the CEO Assassin.
