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I'm here because I loathe Elon Musk. He/him. #ACAB I'm here mostly to shitpost, to be honest. https://github.com/mrbellek Profile background by @smoothdunk

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Bluesky CEO Jay Graber Is Stepping Down Venture capitalist Toni Schneider will take over as interim CEO as Bluesky’s board of directors hunts for a permanent replacement.

Exclusive: Jay Graber is stepping down as head of Bluesky. Venture capitalist Toni Schneider will be the interim CEO until a permanent replacement is found.

09.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 866 πŸ” 399 πŸ’¬ 167 πŸ“Œ 810

I have never used thermal paste in my life, im joking

10.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happens to us all, used superglue instead of thermal paste.

10.03.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Wiki for "shuffleboard" featuring a photo of two men playing on a boat deck

Wiki for "shuffleboard" featuring a photo of two men playing on a boat deck

Thanks! It's so obvious now, even the first hit on Google is to a wiki article with two old white dudes doing *exactly the thing in the video* πŸ˜„

10.03.2026 08:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can say kill on here, and I'm sure Google Sheets doesn't mind either

10.03.2026 08:24 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

After all these years I'm still not sure what the right person is even doing. Is he walking a bowling ball on a ship?

09.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wife material

08.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like how this describes both Daylight Savings Time and also everything about America.

08.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 1044 πŸ” 312 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

08.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 11575 πŸ” 3289 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 21

I'm happy for them. I've been happy for reboots like this before, and I've always gotten disappointed without fail.

08.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Scrubs was awful during the last few seasons, and a reboot so many years later is going to be horrible. We don't need a Firefly reboot, much less with the same actors.

08.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I need every single male artist that follows me to read this. It's not very long. You need to bear witness to this shit. You have to see it with your own eyes because you never will in your everyday life.

I'm serious, read it all please

08.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 6309 πŸ” 3133 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 19
08.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 8370 πŸ” 2650 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 24

Oh hey this guy is married to my former manager i see

08.03.2026 08:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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fuck this world

06.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 695 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 31

This website is restoring my faith that the internet is full of funny people ❀️

07.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A prompt by me to "ai" for a picture of a pirate in laundry day, followed by a response of aan extremely happy drawn person (who might be a pirate) near a crudely drawn washing machine

A prompt by me to "ai" for a picture of a pirate in laundry day, followed by a response of aan extremely happy drawn person (who might be a pirate) near a crudely drawn washing machine

This website is absolutely amazing 10/10 no notes
youraislopbores.me

07.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Prompt: please draw the best mouse
Output: an adorably naff mouse

Prompt: please draw the best mouse Output: an adorably naff mouse

Prompt: ai please draw a sneaky whale
Output: a small whale and the words "you can barely see him"

Prompt: ai please draw a sneaky whale Output: a small whale and the words "you can barely see him"

Prompt: show me the best cat
Output: dog in a cat mask. The words "not dog"

Prompt: show me the best cat Output: dog in a cat mask. The words "not dog"

I want to be friends with every single person on youraislopbores.me

07.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 228 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 16

They write about their bots "creating" and "generating" things when their bots open the jar of baby food and spoon it into their mouths. Also occasionally the baby food contains broken glass and novichok.

04.03.2026 10:51 πŸ‘ 540 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
Why
β€ͺ@why.bsky.team‬
Until December of last year I was using LLMs as fancy autocomplete for coding. It was nice for scaffolding out boilerplate, or giving me a gut check on some things, or banging out some boring routine stuff.

In the past two months Claude has written about 99% of my code. Things are changing. Fast

Why β€ͺ@why.bsky.team‬ Until December of last year I was using LLMs as fancy autocomplete for coding. It was nice for scaffolding out boilerplate, or giving me a gut check on some things, or banging out some boring routine stuff. In the past two months Claude has written about 99% of my code. Things are changing. Fast

in case you ever wondered why bsky breaks all the fuckin time and is increasingly a pile of jank

bsky.app/profile/why....

04.03.2026 10:36 πŸ‘ 7302 πŸ” 2332 πŸ’¬ 193 πŸ“Œ 650
a collage of these three tweets
https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24
https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n
https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

05.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 7814 πŸ” 2314 πŸ’¬ 178 πŸ“Œ 412

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 17422 πŸ” 5765 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 101

Congrats on 1000 comics!

05.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

jfc that's disgusting

05.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.

05.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 4397 πŸ” 1812 πŸ’¬ 102 πŸ“Œ 30

Worked on Malwarebytes Anti-Malware so long ago that it was still written in Visual Basic

05.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Story highlight:
Reports suggest that Microsoft is gearing up to launch Windows 12 later this year.
The new OS will be entirely modular and will be AI-focused.
Unfortunately, the upgrade requires NPU processors, which will lock out millions from getting into the new ecosystem.

Story highlight: Reports suggest that Microsoft is gearing up to launch Windows 12 later this year. The new OS will be entirely modular and will be AI-focused. Unfortunately, the upgrade requires NPU processors, which will lock out millions from getting into the new ecosystem.

Heads up: if you need a new computer in the next few years, look for one without an "NPU" processor!
tech4gamers.com/windows-12-r...

04.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
"Mustum playa videogameus" translated as "Must play videogames" by Google Translate.

"Mustum playa videogameus" translated as "Must play videogames" by Google Translate.

The funniest thing about modern AI-powered Google Translate is that it will interpret any fake-sounding Latin

03.03.2026 06:28 πŸ‘ 497 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 7

Nooooo Bruce Campbell has cancer 😭

03.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats Spider-Man on marrying Mary-Jane! πŸ˜„

02.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0