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Stand-Up comic. Co-host of Boars, Gore, & Swords and Failure to Adapt. Comedy, photography, audio, history, & american football

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i just found out about the "power e*trade" interface and I had no idea I'd been using the "my first stock" investing interface the entire time

fisher price ass interface

06.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also ALEX LOVE is on this podcast about MCU so you MUST LISTEN TO IT

I know it's an incredible listen because between Ivan & Alex that's what I was doing for 99% of the episode

05.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wonder Man is so good I'm going to be so mad if people start having superpowers

05.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm FEELIN this

04.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PETER MULLAN IN AKOTSK LET'S GOOOOOO

04.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

we can be monsters together πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

02.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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o hell yes

28.02.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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this goes incredibly hard

27.02.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Timex Jet Marlin Snoopy Flower dial. Smooth Steel bezel, white leather strap, a Turquoise/cyan color dial with bold 3//9/12 markers, thin hands. In the "6" spot is Snoopy Hugging Woodstock surrounded by various flowers invoking spring

Timex Jet Marlin Snoopy Flower dial. Smooth Steel bezel, white leather strap, a Turquoise/cyan color dial with bold 3//9/12 markers, thin hands. In the "6" spot is Snoopy Hugging Woodstock surrounded by various flowers invoking spring

hear me out: snoopy timex marlin (which is still 38mm, it's not tiny) with a black strap???

27.02.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Forget electric bikes, Kawasaki is building an electric horse for actual production #kawasaki #robot
Forget electric bikes, Kawasaki is building an electric horse for actual production #kawasaki #robot YouTube video by Electrek.co

as a fan of Horizon Zero Dawn, I can't wait to hunt these things

27.02.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Mr and Mrs Facebook sitting front row at a fashion show

Mr and Mrs Facebook sitting front row at a fashion show

An all black mock toe loafer number with a chunky rubber sole that looks like it weighs 500 lbs

An all black mock toe loafer number with a chunky rubber sole that looks like it weighs 500 lbs

i still have scars on my heels from these Payless specials

27.02.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The IMDB cast page for a movie with Alicia Silverstone and Stavros Halkias

The IMDB cast page for a movie with Alicia Silverstone and Stavros Halkias

just watching an oscar nominated film with actors

26.02.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
email with subject "An Update to our privacy policy" addressed to "Virgin Red"

email with subject "An Update to our privacy policy" addressed to "Virgin Red"

this is bullying

25.02.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

pretty close to getting a β€œTHATS WHAT IM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT” tattoo

25.02.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
dunk looking at his broken shield next to a horse

dunk looking at his broken shield next to a horse

The first season of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms ends with some well-deserved falling action in episode six, The Morrow. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk epilogues, limping actors, bee magic, green apples, and return predictions. #dunkandegg boarsgoreandswords.com/2026/02/23/a...

24.02.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

it’s a good day when your favorite tv show has a Tennessee Ernie Ford needle drop

23.02.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re in the main feed!

23.02.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œRight through the five hole,” he said sagely, hoping that everybody would be impressed but not so much they asked any further questions about hockey.

22.02.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 191 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

still at 12.5mg?

22.02.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

until this USA vs Canada match I had no idea how lazy every other hockey match I've seen has been

22.02.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is the most physical 2nd period I’ve ever seen

22.02.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

no worries

22.02.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that link is hijacked by some phishing ad fyi. I’d delete

22.02.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

my sister just informed Lauren & I that all of the characters in Starlight Express are trains and we’re inconsolable

I have never laughed this hard

22.02.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The crowds present at the Olympics in Milan went nuts when the song started playing

21.02.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the WORST

21.02.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

why do olympic figure skating audience like Cotton-Eyed Joe so much? It's like getting hype for Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

21.02.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i have missed dark sky so much

21.02.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œshe should win gold with a clean skate here” - she’d better because if not she’s coming for your house

19.02.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it should be illegal for announcers to jinx, they should be liable for their jinxes

19.02.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0