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Dan Joakim af Hannestad

@norgesondeste.no

kultureliten in persona | kommunikatรธr, langrennsmisliker og misantrop | en gang kalt den nye Nick Drake | New Public Management-hater | Europeer๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ | #COYS will kill me | Grรธnn

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PEDRO IS ANGRY!

10.03.2026 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The tide is turning! Weโ€™re staying up!

10.03.2026 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do we not play with studs?

10.03.2026 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Worst goalkeeping I have ever seen. The players should sack themselves. This team is imploding more than the Xbox controlled Titanic sub. Theyโ€™re both the Titanic sub and the Titanic at once. #COYS

10.03.2026 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is three stupid mistakes in a row. What have we become?!?

10.03.2026 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But before I donโ€™t watch anymore. WE NEED TO STOP LETTING IN EARLY GOALS. And stop making the stupidest mistakes. Do it simple. SIMPLE. Nice pressing for once btw. #COYS

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10.03.2026 20:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am not going to watch this. I need sleep tonight. #COYS

10.03.2026 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ENIC is incompetent. The Lewis family is shit and the undercover gooner in charge must go and take Lange with him.

10.03.2026 12:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes when Iโ€™m watching Sky Sports FC, the fan analysts (jeez) seems like the most insane supporters Sky could find under rocks theyโ€™ve turned. I guess you have to be extremely high on yourself to even WANT to appear on a show like that, but anyway, the Spurs fans seem quite normal #COYS

10.03.2026 11:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That Brentford guy on Sky Sports FC. Wtf? Fining players for being creative. Calling his club โ€œstats drivenโ€. Such fun watching a robotic stats driven football club. Where do they find these characters? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #SkySportsFC #PremierLeague

10.03.2026 11:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How can the refs miss that Brentford penalty? #FACup

09.03.2026 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Det der er han, ja.

09.03.2026 20:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Et av norgets mysterier er om Jan Fredrik Karlsen er i fysisk stand til รฅ lukke munnen.

09.03.2026 20:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup. Jeg skal se dette herre her. Ser lovende ut imo.

09.03.2026 19:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Og nรฅ, etter over 20 รฅr, finner jeg ut at denne serien het HELT SYKT pรฅ norsk. Det er faen i meg en tittel.

09.03.2026 19:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fucking hell, Scrubs er tilbake, og alle ser ut som de alltid har gjort!

09.03.2026 19:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 18:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 18:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hadde jeg gjort DET sรฅ ville livet mitt brรฅtt vรฆrt mye mer interessant pรฅ bรฅde den ene og den andre mรฅten ๐Ÿ˜‚

09.03.2026 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jeg tiltrekker meg ofte batshit. Thatโ€™s how I roll.

09.03.2026 17:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jeg synes det er FOR Mร†GET OPPMERKSOMHET. Og en smule cray oppfรธrsel.

09.03.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Noen รฅr etter, ja.

09.03.2026 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Altsรฅ pรฅ รฉn gang. Ikke over tid. Pรฅ รฉn kveld. Absolutt alle bilder.

09.03.2026 17:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Det stรฅr allerede formulert.

09.03.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sommer var jeg i lystig lag, ogsรฅ hadde noen ut av intet invitert ho dama som for noen รฅr siden hadde klikka liker pรฅ absolutt alle profilbildene jeg har hatt pรฅ face siden 2007. Det er litt mye, synes jeg.

09.03.2026 17:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Leser 20 รฅr gammelt Sarpsborg Arbeiderblad og savner virkelig tiden da kokogรฆrningene i kommentarfeltet sjelden kom lenger enn til debattsidene i lokalavisa. Det var pรฅ den tiden disse folka lo av PC-greier og kalte alle med sรฅnn derre data for nerder. Hadde vรฆrt fint om det fortsatt var sรฅnn ๐Ÿฅน

09.03.2026 13:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Aftenposten kunne for 20 รฅr siden melde at norgets land hadde fรฅtt en ny avhengighetsepidemi. E-post.

09.03.2026 13:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And wtf has happened to SXSW?! BUSINESS TALKS? Jeez. Everything is enshittificating.

09.03.2026 11:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would love to hear his take on the glorious amounts of money this Global Brand Business Franchise will be making in the Championship.

09.03.2026 11:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0