Thanks to the magic of smurf tube I now have os2 singlemode fiber in every room of my house
I've decided to stop pussy footing around and I am now openly looking for my next challenge.
Interested in a company on the small to mid-size range with a cool story. Ideal position would be a combination of customer outreach, marketing and thought leadership. What ya got? #CyberSecurity
Memeception
Memeception over on shitter @tib3rius.bsky.social
Hey folks, so the reason nobody saw me at DEFCON was I had to fly home on Friday morning to deal with a basement flood, I need to remediate asbestos and wet insulation up about 4 feet. If anybody has crypto money and doesn't mind helping out:
www.gofundme.com/f/m88yg/cl/o...
I'm totally cool with it
I'm doing a talk at BSidesLV but I'm releasing the tooling early. Discovered this in 2022, releasing now for awareness. How to decrypt F5 Service account passwords:
github.com/evilmog/F5-D...
Humourous twitter exchange involving intergenerational expressions of love
Military meme commenting on how much field life sucks for an 11B
Cat meme implying you are a servant
Lawn care meme
Car meme
Math meme
Look even though I'm Canadian, we can't let the leafs win the cup, it will end nearly 80 years of jokes and tradition, that's supposed to be a once in a century thing, we can't let it go to their heads.
ICE agents escorting Mariner Moose out of T-Mobile Park with hooves behind his back
ICE Deports Mariner Moose Back to Canada: tinyurl.com/vswvxhrr
I have fresh spiritual guidance. The new official sacramental robes shall be Chicago Bears Jerseys with Pontifical Hats
Let it be known, as the new pope is from Chicago, the #ChurchOfWifi is changing its sacramental robes to Chicago Bears Jerseys and Pontifical Hats, the Sacramental wine shall be #Malort with Cool Ranch @doritos.com
@ihackedwhat.bsky.social take note
I'm glad to see we have a cult following
Guilty as charged
I'll be there
When does a dad joke become full groan? When it becomes apparent
I login to blue sky like once every few months, I'm still on the hell site
Fixed
Doing a WiFi Pentest? Was it MSCHAPv2? You know you can reverse to 2 hashes for cracking? I wrote a program (ok- AI wrote a program ) that will write out a file for hashcat. And @mog.evil.af ported the C+ program to python that cracks the K3 key in like 2 seconds. github.com/videoman/wif...
That is the nicest thing anybody has ever said about me
I first met @mog.evil.af about 8 years ago. Since then weβve done much fuckery together & Iβve loved him from the beginning. And yet, thereβs still SO much I donβt know about my friend.
Go listen to his chat with @jackrhysider.bsky.social. Absolutely beautiful.
open.spotify.com/episode/0zts...
I had so much fun writing that code, notice how the sheet was slightly offset for the boxes, I wrote that to drive people with ocd nuts