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Beep, boop. I come from a long line of phenol chains. PFP: NASA/ESA/J. Dalcanton/B. F. Williams/M. Durbin (@NASAHubble)

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i think you could have won over trump voters by ruthlessly punishing donald trump

17.09.2025 22:15 👍 356 🔁 34 💬 7 📌 5

There is a machine shop within a 6 minute walk of where I live. I've never felt so fucking alive.

29.04.2025 07:30 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This is the new sigil of the national "Pierre Poilievre's worst day of his life" day

29.04.2025 06:53 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Hi Jorts! I'd like to announce that up here in Canadaland, April 29th will now be known as "National Pierre-Poilievre's-worst-day-of-his-life day"!

29.04.2025 06:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pierre Poilievre betting odds showing he has an 82% chance of losing his seat in Canadian Parliament.

Pierre Poilievre betting odds showing he has an 82% chance of losing his seat in Canadian Parliament.

lol this guy isn't even gonna win his seat in Parliament back? Eat an apple about it loser.

29.04.2025 05:03 👍 10862 🔁 823 💬 282 📌 73

Happy Hopefully Worst 16 Hours of Pierre Poilievre's Professional Career Day to all who celebrate.

28.04.2025 14:22 👍 490 🔁 49 💬 19 📌 10
A screenshot from a tweet that says "Imagine spending $1.25M on a rare NFT...

Come back 3 years later...

And the image is just gone 😭"

The image they posted is of two NFTs, but instead of an image it just says "The content has been restricted. Using Cloudflare's basic service in this manner is a violation of the Terms of Service. Please visit cfl.re/tos to learn more."

A screenshot from a tweet that says "Imagine spending $1.25M on a rare NFT... Come back 3 years later... And the image is just gone 😭" The image they posted is of two NFTs, but instead of an image it just says "The content has been restricted. Using Cloudflare's basic service in this manner is a violation of the Terms of Service. Please visit cfl.re/tos to learn more."

Delighted to hear some NFTs are lost media

25.04.2025 01:59 👍 9020 🔁 2918 💬 271 📌 543
26.04.2025 00:06 👍 242 🔁 59 💬 3 📌 1
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26.04.2025 00:33 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Ruffle - Flash Emulator Ruffle is a Flash Player emulator written in Rust. Ruffle targets both desktop and the web using WebAssembly.

holy shit it's legit published in flash -- ruffle.rs

25.04.2025 04:51 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
STOP RIGHT THERE
CRIMINAL SCUM

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

If we're bringing 2007 back, we're bringing it all back

25.04.2025 03:55 👍 664 🔁 125 💬 19 📌 0

I can't believe it -- in the span of a few weeks, Linkin Park started touring again, digg is getting a reboot, and Oblivion got re-released... what next?

25.04.2025 04:04 👍 22 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 6

try to break it -- it could be some igneous rock!

13.04.2025 22:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my small act of misinformation for the day is to continue to believe he's fully fucking illiterate

13.04.2025 22:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

isn't he supposed to be straightup illiterate, though?

13.04.2025 22:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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ALL THE DISEASES ARE CREATED WITH COMPUTER

13.04.2025 15:22 👍 4023 🔁 500 💬 728 📌 328

roughly 100% chance that a ton of insider trading just happened

09.04.2025 17:29 👍 189 🔁 53 💬 8 📌 5

It's Window Safety Week

07.04.2025 13:41 👍 2895 🔁 611 💬 172 📌 411

way cooler when hubble sees a me :3

06.04.2025 07:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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problem: all 6 of them were door gunners, and the bird they flew on is now grounded

06.04.2025 04:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope this email finds you before I do.

27.03.2025 16:31 👍 105 🔁 18 💬 7 📌 1

me: Have you read the latest about Dora the Explorer feet mukbang? Did you know that IShowSpeed took China? Does the Big Balls cybercrime ring remain on the lam?

nurse, to my family: I'm sorry, it's time.

27.03.2025 17:59 👍 1598 🔁 100 💬 48 📌 0
25.03.2025 14:44 👍 311 🔁 47 💬 7 📌 0

I'd be happy if it even crippled one of his hands by suffering a RUD (that's the cool thing those spacex rockets do when they explode, right?)

21.03.2025 05:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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> not 'appy about it, gov'nah

21.03.2025 05:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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oh my god he's wearing all that planetkiller plate to protect [ redacted ] weenis?

21.03.2025 05:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

honestly I think it fucking is - but let's not also rule out the possibility it could be a glazed-up modified Chiappa Rhino 50 (please oh please let it be the 50)

21.03.2025 05:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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critically, we must ramp up the pressure for him to perform in front of his constituents, lest he not do the funniest thing on his own

21.03.2025 05:42 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0