Chris

Wave like a circus seal and ask if you needed help unloading those fuzzy nuts 👅

I neeeeeed these shorts! 🥵🥵

Looks like you could use a victory blowie! 😍

Come! You'd fit right in with us perverts 😈

Oh I do 😏

I think you severely underestimate just how badly I want your body and cock 🫦

This being the 9th of March, you all have exactly one week to prepare your finest nude to celebrate my birthday. I already feel my dick twitch with antici-
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-pation!

That smile gives me as much energy as the coffee would 😍

If we made it through a single set without me mauling you I'd be shocked 👀

a cartoon character standing in front of a sign that says firehouse Alt: Doodily oodily moodily goodily

I thought I was buying mild peppers but instead bought a bag of the merciless peppers of Quetzalacatenango, grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum. I'm pretty sure I burned the lining off my lungs and killed @thealtvesciboy.bsky.social sautéing them.

Why sure. Just let me slip into something more comfortable, like your shorts. 😏

My nuts literally never complain about attention 😏

Time is irrelevant where that heavy fucker's concerned 🥵

Put those right on my tongue please! 👅

Staring at my Apple Watch on the rear delt fly machine, camera looking up my gym shorts at my hairy nuts and a hint of shaft.

In a DST haze I forgot to pack a gym jock 😅😏

Definitely making me rise an hour early 🥵

::looks at the news:: roughly 1938

That's like saying "just the Venus de Milo" 🥵😍

Bush spilling out the side of a black jock, lying on blue sheets.

Afternoon sidebush

Unf, I can smell it from here 🥵👅👅

Thank god for doggy style because unnnnnf that ass 🥵

I just wanna smoosh my face right between those tiddies 🫦

But I want it in me right now 🥵

Locker room mirror pic in a grey thong

Grey thong from the back

Thong Sathurday at the Gythm

And you're still handsome af! 😍

Fuuuuuuck 🥵👅

I for one would love to glaze your path 🥵

I just really wanna tongue-kiss both of your heads 🫦👅

Oh I am definitely appreciating that incredible bush! 🥵

Those hairy balls look like they could use some thorough tonguing! 👅