Chris

Hung dick is great and all but holy fuck that's a big set of full nuts! 👅👅

We need to collaborate and generate synergy to achieve optimal outcomes for all stakeholders!

Vocal. Loud, even.

Would look great in a pile at the end of my bed! 🫦

Licking those armpits would fix me. 🫦

Name your fav film from the year you were born

(As if I could pick just one when these both came from my illustrious birth year).

Maybe you're high on your own supply, you walking wet dream? 🫦

Hairy musky balls are the literal best 🥵

Contrapposto doofus in a green jock in the locker room mirror.

It's a good leg day when the ten steps to your front door feel as daunting as Everest itself.

Not just a snack; you're looking like a full feast today! 🫦

Those huge fuckin' muscle tiddies. That huge fuckin' boner. 🥵🫠

WOOF! 🥵

The way fuzzy hangers under a sweet ass make me feral cannot possibly be overstated 🥵👅

Ironically, I need to get down to business on the bottom 😈👅

Every work of art deserves a fitting frame! 👀👅

Hands, nose, and tongue on their way! 🥵👅

Man, what magnificent set of furry balls! 🥵

Not that I'm aware of!

On any and every body part you like! 🥵🫦

The way I need to rub my beard over every curve of your fuzzy tummy 🫠🥵

"If you strive for excellence in your work, be aware that AI by definition strives for mediocrity"

-a policy webinar presenter who just became my new favorite person.

Upside: I didn't intractably awaken at 0315 again today.

Downside: from 0500 on I had a series of terrifying, apocalyptic dreams that have left me both depressed and exhausted.

Happy Tuesday! 🙃

Wave like a circus seal and ask if you needed help unloading those fuzzy nuts 👅

I neeeeeed these shorts! 🥵🥵

Looks like you could use a victory blowie! 😍

Come! You'd fit right in with us perverts 😈

Oh I do 😏

I think you severely underestimate just how badly I want your body and cock 🫦

This being the 9th of March, you all have exactly one week to prepare your finest nude to celebrate my birthday. I already feel my dick twitch with antici-
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-pation!

That smile gives me as much energy as the coffee would 😍