We’re caught in a tractor beam…

FUN FACT: It was originally Wookie till Lucas realized that a forest moon full of Chewbaccas would terrify children. So they made them Teddy Bear sized and changed Wookie to Ewok. A reduced anagram.

I use my real name, not a Troll name like hotjugsbev3. Your real name is probably Ryan or Kyle or Cody.

The Trump Administration is trying to change the name of our country from the United States of America to simply America. If they do that, the Constitution will be voided. It’s the Constitution of the United States of America… NOT the Constitution of America. Trump wants to void our Constitution.

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I would agree, but I’m a Seattle Mariners fan and the Jays have 2 World Series Championships while my team has never even BEEN to the World Series.

Have you noticed that The Donald is starting to resemble Jabba the Hutt? The resemblance is uncanny.

Cat Yoga

Who?

At times, but my apartment kitchenette is so small and poorly equipped I only really cook simple food. No point in getting fancy just to feed myself alone.

No, not really.

Henry VIII is my 15th-Great Grandfather! Can you see the family resemblance?

Bow down before the Von Trapp you serve…

Indian or Indie? My favorite Indian foods are Tikka Masala, Biryani, Tandoori Chicken, Butter Chicken, Garlic Naan, I even like Gulab Jamin although they can get disgustingly sweet.

I LOVE Indian food.

Fire as in GOOD. Not as in spicy.

Indian food is FIRE! Ten years ago, in Los Angeles, they even tried a simplified menu at a place called Urban Masala… it was kinda like the Subway or the Chipotle of Indian food… order at the counter, assembly-line style. All they served was Chicken Tikka Masala… but even THAT was good.

Of course we missed you!

RFK Sr would be embarrassed by Junior’s Reactionary politics.

It’s in Cruise’s contract, I think. Kinda like it’s in Ralph Fiennes contract that he must show his ass in every movie he’s in. Even Disney movies.

I joined Threads the same day as #Bluesky and immediately got mobbed by #Ratchets #Bots and #Catfish

Remember when the salad bar at Sizzler was amazing? #ILoveLA #Angeleno4Life

Sisters build each other up, they don’t tear each other down. Brothers, too.

I first dreamed of California’s secession in 1970 when I was 11 years old in Atascadero, CA. I was in my sixth-grade class and I saw the State Flag with the words California Republic on it. Our beloved Bear Flag. And I said, “Someday… In MY lifetime.”

Besides, if we’re Liberal and Left Wing (labels I wear as badges of honor), they’re Reactionary and Right Wing. To take it further, if we’re Socialist/Communists, they’re Fascists/Nazis. The Pendulum Swings!

The two bands that Green River split into. Kinda. Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention Love Battery and Sky Cries Mary. But, cool.

Hey, Aviva

As long as you don’t slug your bold lines…

Don’t forget, it’s not just about Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, and Alice In Chains… it’s also about Green River, Mudhoney, TAD, Screaming Trees, The Posies, Green Apple Quickstep, The Melvins…

But maybe the glory WAS traumatic and hilarious.