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@pipsqueakmouse

Grasshopper mouse in Charleston SC, moving to Denver when someone buys my house. Professional woodworker and troublemaker. Follow for nudes, woods, and nudes with wood.

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Because the UK, like the US, has been infected by the Murdoch media. The result is a gradual and inevitable decline in the governments ability to function.

08.03.2026 04:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Which is why that term works so well. They hate it!

When they try and rebut you just tell them to stop acting like they’re auditioning for the TPUSA with their ‘degenerates this’ and ‘degenerates that’ nonsense

08.03.2026 04:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I don’t know how she does it but the moment I touch a laser pointer she knows.

Went into the closet to grab it and before I even turned around and this is what I heard.

08.03.2026 03:57 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Republikids being Republikids.

08.03.2026 01:38 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"I'm sorry you feel that way. You monster." She really sold me on the sincerity of her apology. /s

07.03.2026 23:07 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My most millennial attribute is probably how much bacon I consume.

07.03.2026 00:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I’m not a monster, I then took him outside for some tree climbing practice!

06.03.2026 23:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I was curious if Bullet actually liked his leashed adventures. So while cleaning I conducted an experiment by picking up his harness to put it away…and not on him.

06.03.2026 23:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m just glad they didn’t try and bribe Paxton out of the senate race with this job.

06.03.2026 23:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Get Jules Verne to write it and he’ll be enthralled.

06.03.2026 19:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol I love it! We have no fucking idea how much of the absolute universe is represented by the observable universe. Their guess is as good as my mine!

06.03.2026 04:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unfortunately we wrote a law so fucking stupid this is somehow legal. That’s why it’s critical we repeal the war powers act.

06.03.2026 04:37 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

With modern warfare basically boiling down to who has the largest industrial base, China really does have a unique window of opportunity.

The west's industrial base is extremely atrophied, and if required to mobilize for a war would find itself incredibly lacking without Chinese inputs.

06.03.2026 02:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Leggy boy with the beans. #cat

06.03.2026 01:23 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve been told this is a short, victorious war to stem the tide of the Epstein files.

06.03.2026 00:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Back during Trump 1.0 when he was thinking of invading North Korea I was in a planning cell for said invasion.

So many people were so wrong on the internet and I could do nothing about.

Also crazy how we just forgot that whole fucking episode of this shitty reality TV show.

06.03.2026 00:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also you live in Guatemala.

05.03.2026 23:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And it’s worse when you remember that his cult believes that Jews will all magically become Christian at just the right time.

Well, except for the millions that don’t convert and are punished with unimaginably horrific unceasing torture for time uncountable.

05.03.2026 23:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am also in this club.

05.03.2026 23:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess you’re a regular at that shop now.

05.03.2026 23:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

A vanishingly small number left the party.

Not every Republican talks like this. But every Republican is okay being represented by those who do.

05.03.2026 23:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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05.03.2026 23:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Potato, tomato.

05.03.2026 19:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whatcha working on?

05.03.2026 19:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Glad I’m not the only one having that thought.

05.03.2026 16:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Based on my limited experience working with the Kuwaitis: Yeah, that checks.

03.03.2026 00:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Realizing that for my mental health I need to just stop giving a shit about this country.

28.02.2026 23:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Haha. You're beautiful.

And thank you for making me smile on a shitty day. <3

28.02.2026 22:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish it was a sloshing night Pip in Occitania.

28.02.2026 21:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Utterly failing the, "Don't stare at news all day." challenge.

28.02.2026 19:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0