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“You just earned yourself a follow” — a guy who’s about three ‘mr bean is fuckable’ posts away from unfollowing

Sorry about getting angry about math. It will probably happen again

went back in time to introduce a Victorian child to pizza but instead they got me hooked on some kind of embalming fluid they were all doing. these kids are fucked up

That's like saying 1x3 and 1*3 are two different operations and I want to cry for humanity. This is why aliens won't touch us

I worry about a society that thinks that changing the visible representation of division from a "÷" to a "/" somehow fundamentally changes an equation

Let x = (1+2)
6/2x doesn't mean 3*x. Who the fuck taught you math?

Sorry, that problem pisses me off so much, and it's not even the problem itself, it's the way smart people keep talking about ambiguity every time it pops up like algebra isn't very clear on how you evaluate 2(x+2)

HOW DO YOU EVALUATE A PARENTHETICAL WITHOUT DISTRIBUTION AHHHHHHHH

It's amazing how supposed math teachers come in and act like 6/2(x+2) is some ambitious statement that nobody has ever seen before. I hate everyone and everything.

There is no ambiguity just because someone uses a different symbol. That's fucking stupid. X(y+z) is still a part of the whole parentheses part of pemdas or whatever you want to call it. 6/2(1+2) is a perfectly valid algebraic statement, and it doesn't equal fucking 9. Anger. Ahhhh

The ambiguity in math bait post thing pisses me off because the only ambiguity is people trying to justify bullshit. No matter if you do 1/5 or 1÷5, is still the same fucking thing.
6÷2(1+2) still equals 6/2(1+2) with 2(1+2) as the denominator. People are just fucking stupid.

Netflix's Ranma 1/2 adaptation won't feature any magical transformation, but the protagonist will feel a strange emptiness when he looks in the mirror sometimes

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Re9 comic Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right? Grace: umm... no... Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah? Grace: what?! no!!! Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway" Grace looks very sad and pathetic

smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9

All of human consciousness can be summed up as "only responding to prompts from other people" I am a very smart person

A skibidy toilet keychain with a head in a bubble on a plastic toilet

Y'all, they just sent me to talk to HR, he's not happy

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

Pretty much the worst thing I hate about working Ren Faires are the guys who dress up like Jack Sparrow and then badly imitate the drunken stumble. Just get drunk and walk like a normal person ffs

Walk-In Soda Cave at Sheetz

Plato's

Break time, or as I like to call it, "hitting the yart until I can't stand up anymore"

I'm the bees's biggest fan

If you don't go out to the flowers and cheer on the bees, what are you even doing with your life, bro?

Minor Potion of Certification
𝘗𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘯
Cost: 30 gp
Effect: Upon imbibing, you become legally certified to operate a forklift for 2d6 + 4 minutes.

Dear God, it looks like Bad Dragon is going to acquire the Ace Ventura Butt Birth Rhino, and I'm not ready for what's about to come from this

new post to stand around and whack like a WoW raid boss

Like I can't believe I would say this but if you're going to treat politics like team sports, at least have the decency of football fans to recognize a piece of shit team is a piece of shit team.

What really gets me about how people treat politics like a team sport, is you know how many cowboys fans talk shit about the cowboys? They're their own worst haters. And yet

Canadian Grindr rules. I swear to God, a guy just sent me a dick pic next to a Tim Hortons cup to indicate its relative size and proportion

*scrolling past hot bitches on my phone without looking at them* I cannot do this right now hot bitches

A C64-themed sticker, reading WARNING: All computers in this car are old, useless, and probably broken. Please don't break in to steal them.

I actually saw one post on Facebook saying it was going to be released on Disney and everything at the end of the year. Just non-stop vibes