King Squeeze

A lil Friday flex from the gym

This fruit snack needs to calm down

A video from a sexy friend has me feeling all kinds of somethin 🥵

I love it 😊 thank you!

😈

I love when random picks from my closet happen to coordinate

Follow your heart ❤️

Goddamn 🥵

😘😘

Goofin'

Fuckin hell bubba 🥵

Fuuuuck 🥵

Me too 🥵

A paper bag from Blazing Bagels with a graphic that reads "I <3 BB"

Local (?) bagel place either didn't do enough focus testing with their packaging or is catering to the gays

Saturday tease

🔥🔥🔥

Forgot to post this, but I made some vambraces, a belt, and a belt pouch for the husbeast's Renaissance fair dreams a while back

Smug husky in a cone has pushed a dog fence to trap a yellow lab in a small corner of the room

We have to keep the dogs separate while the beast's ear infection heals, but he's learned how to push the fence around to claim more territory

I see you, cute lil cub lingering in the locker room while I change 😏

I'm a fraud, that beer wasn't even open

Yes, I did have to Google "football whiteboard" to do this 😌

There were rumors that the new coach was a little fruity... but he didn't seem pay them any mind

Ever have someone try to pull a "gotcha" moment about them being a bigot? Like you'll be saying how it takes a real loser to be a transphobe and they'll hit you with a "well I guess you think *I'm* a loser then" as though you're supposed to be embarrassed. Like. Yeah, I do. Get better.

"Games are a social crutch for people who can't hold a real conversation"
Iunno man, sometimes people just enjoy things 🤷

Quartz with green and black inclusions, possibly jasper and chert. May qualify as a moss agate

Fancy jasper

Fossilized wood (WA State stone)?

Agates, banded jaspers, striped whosits and whatsits

Gettin my rock *on* with some early favorites from the start of a recent tumble

Goddamn 🥵

A stickman with a twitching eye expression on a wavy cyan background. Text: I would let you touch my butt

A stickman holding a heart on a curly cyan background. Text: I'm not sure

A shrugging stickman on a striped steel blue background. Text: You're pretty ok I guess

An angry stickman on a red striped background. Text: Back off, Valentine, I'm warning you

Some Valentines for the rest of us

Woooof 🥵

Lookin good bubba!

Another good workout today. Alas, no daddy dick in sight

What's everyone's favorite brands of slutty* clothes? Been thinking about expanding my collection.

*not to be limited to brands that specialize in slutty stuff. Underwear/jocks, itty bitty shorts, sweatpants, etc. suggestions appreciated

Got a good workout in and even saw some handsome daddy dick. Monday, light me up 😌