Willow the deer

"As your account is already under promotion " Get 50% off for 18 months " , This offer cannot be combined with other device promotions until mentioned. At a time only one offer can be applied on the account." yea, so I'm shit out of luck on a special promotion to get a new phone from Google Fi.

🎂

My phone got run over by a car. I want to scream. It didn't have device protection. It's through google fi, but still being paid off. $400 to go. They won't replace it. I'm asking them if they can offer a new device at a discount. I want to scream.

Good morning 🐮

happy international women's day to one of the best genders to ever do it. man, i love you guys <33

isn’t it amazing that stuff like pickle rick, among us, and COVID-19 happened all within our lifetimes? Livin’ through history.

I assume the person complaining about the playground is a conservative or something, cause all the aggro quote posting a screenshot from twitter here about a person complaining about playgrounds and nostalgia comes off as so "... well ok" lol.
Anyways.
Please don't help it spread here?

A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

part 1 of a transformation sequence from my lynx fursona to a braixen (she is surprised but not TFing yet)

part 2 of a transformation sequence from my lynx fursona to a braixen (she is mid TF and dazed)

part 3 of a transformation sequence from my lynx fursona to a braixen (she has been TFed to a confused braixen)

really really good braixen TF!! 🎨 by aeniridiae on discord

CW sex

typhs just like filling up their fleshlights

To those who need it today 🧵:
youtu.be/D1k1jIIAgqA?...

I hope the glittery eyeshadow is an ok touch uwu

Oh hey its the creature

Canoodle is the most mischievous, he loves teasing other plushies around him and antagonizing any owner that decides to take him in. He’s rambunctious and doesn’t think twice about sassing back to anyone.
His favorite hobby is teasing any other plush he’s with about how nice it is having thumbs.

🖍️➕🍰➕🐾

Guy looks like an ultimately minor but really annoying Ace Attorney witness named Laiken Subscribe

Oh, looks like she was waiting for you.

Hey

[Causes the Higgs field to go through vacuum decay]

"my bottom energy is threatning to cause a vacuum decay event"

"a wave of bitch is going to destroy reality at light speed"

im happy seeing someone else use this line of humor.

I need every single male artist that follows me to read this. It's not very long. You need to bear witness to this shit. You have to see it with your own eyes because you never will in your everyday life.

I'm serious, read it all please

Image of Jacob Wysocki screaming with poorly edited text that says "you are AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL."

YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVORITE THINGS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW BAD AND ITS OK. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN TRY DIFFERENT MEDIUMS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVES FUCKING NASTY. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WI

Freaky Evan

#furryart #scalie

the person showing someones nudes or even just sexy photos around the office at work and calling their coworker a slut isnt being heroic - to provide a metaphor.

magic 8 ball

Helixftr Deluxe has been released to the public! This is a remake of the original vore game, now able to run in the browser once again.

More info in this public post: www.patreon.com/posts/151856...
Play in browser here: www.hungrycritters.net/games/helixf...

#HelixftrDeluxe #LongLevyGameDev #vore

if you want to know how important it is for you to do this math: the fees patreon took from me in 2025 add up to roughly 3 months of income. that's 3 months of income i would have paid taxes on if i didn't deduct the fees from the 1099. 3 months of income i never actually had!