FWIW the fictional governing body of the show lore, the House, was formed because rampant betting and interference/cheating by the rich accidentally caused WW I. hah haaah but that would never happen.
at my cross stop the other day someone was walking their happy dog who was so nice and sweet and I said “aww hi puppy!” and the guy was like “umm, /dog/, but yes he’s very friendly”
when I tell you I just about roundhouse kicked that motherfucker into space. the gobsmackery gave me tinnitus
a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."
Luckily we have a lot of brand new concentration camps to send them to for contempt...
Genocide Johnny really hit the jackpot. Wiping out entire countries full of brown people rather than shooting them with a shotgun one at a time.
Assuming the screws that control dopamine are still in his broken brain box, he must be flying high.
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It's world book day! (I think...)
#worldbookday #booksky
Preorder a book!!
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I guarantee it's good. And funny. Ask around.
I've fallen down the strangest YT rabbit hole: reaction videos of ONLY episodes 6 and 7 of the second season of WEDNESDAY.
As a writer, I find the name "Markwayne Mullin" highly offensive.
MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM
MACBETH
Wow wow Scarlet Morning won the Libby Award for best middle grade??? I love you librarians, I love you so much 😭💖🏴☠️
UPSTEAD!!!
Hand the camera to the smartest chimp and give the check to a screenwriter instead.
Can't someone just shine a flashlight on a disco ball before a Senate vote so Genocide Johnny blue-screens until the vote is over?
The Dems need more Bugs Bunny Energy, like that one dude who pulled the fire alarm before a vote.
Declaring a moratorium on adults telling me they were born after the year 2000, just until we can get a handle on what's going on here.
Rather than family I like to think of queer folks as being on a team. Cause some of you are real annoying but we are (largely) all trying to accomplish the same goals so I can deal, some of y'all are rad and make me swoon in the locker room, and if we do well we can all get ice cream after the game
One painted billboards at Coney Island.
The other was a merchant sailor who also worked part-time on fishing boats.
One of my favorite parts of last night’s election results.
The only Democratic talking point should be: we don’t abandon anyone.
A New York bill would ban AI from answering questions related to several licensed professions like medicine, law, dentistry, nursing, psychology, social work, engineering, and more.
The companies would be liable if the chatbots give “substantive responses” in these areas.
That's a good Hal Jordan.
Where's Bob Parr when we need him...
The first time I saw this pop up in my feed, a quote followed by my birth year, I checked my pulse three times to make sure I hadn't missed a rather essential announcement.
1. In yesterday's primary elections, anti-transgender Democrats found out the hard way why you don't throw transgender people under the bus.
Two anti-trans dems lost their primaries, including one that cast the deciding veto override vote, in blowouts.
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I also feel like going against a beloved Massachusetts corporation is likely to call for the vengeful spirits of the Kennedy Dynasty...
Top 5 favorite episodes. No question.
liberals need to figure out that saying they support newsom, buttigieg, and so on is literally telling minorities that they don't give a fuck about them
which of course means we don't give a fuck about liberals
solidarity is a two-way street
minorities aren't gonna vote for your bigot candidate
I mean, it’s not firing your lead actor because they said it’s wrong for a genocidal Zionist empire to drop buildings on people.
But it ain’t great, either.
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